Valentine Cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Cofer Law

44 thoughts on “Valentine Cards

  1. Barb says:

    So about $450 in postage plus the cards, the mileage to the card store and post office and his time, of course… all for about what they charge per hour foe 1 client?

    Sounds about right.

    PS. Don't open any perfumed bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Ever. either one of you. 🙂

    You're welcome. xoxo

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