A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Cofer Law
So about $450 in postage plus the cards, the mileage to the card store and post office and his time, of course… all for about what they charge per hour foe 1 client?
Sounds about right.
PS. Don't open any perfumed bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Ever. either one of you. 🙂
You're welcome. xoxo
That ploy wouldn't work here anyway. Neither of us would fall for this one. 🙂
Now this is funny. Thanks for the laughs.
Attorney's will do almost anything. 🙂
LOL and lmao @ Barb's comment
Have a scentedtastic day Sandee g-)
Barb has a fabulous sense of humor. 🙂
Too darn funny. The Mom is laughing out loud again. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Attorney's are a joke in many places. Just look at our federal government. Most of them are attorney's. 🙂
This one brought back memories of letters I used to send to Vietnam—the perfume and hearts part. 🙂
Love letters. I like that. 🙂
LOL…good idea! My husband said a divorce attorney should start targeting all the Ashley Madison spouses!
I'm sure that's already happening. 🙂
Funny and sweet all at the same time! 🙂
Anything to make a buck Linda. The attorney's motto. 🙂
I thought that one was cute but a little smelly to me. LOL.
Have a flowery Thursday Sandee my friend. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I don't care for the scented letters either, but they were all the rage back in the day. 🙂
Hey that is one smart business man! Gotta admire his pluck 🙂
A typical attorney. 🙂
Now that's a mass mailing marketing strategy! However, if the husbands uncover the plot, he's going to need an undertaker.
Maybe he got his contact list from Ashley Madison. 😉
Yep, and there are the wives that could catch on to this too. 😉
Oh there is a gold mine there. Ashley Madison that is. 🙂
Ouch!
Yep, ouch. 🙂
In his spare time he chases ambulances for fun and profit.
Absolutely. 🙂
Okay, that's funny but so not nice! 🙂
Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
Attorney's do a lot of not nice things. 🙂
A marketing genius.
Yes he is, 🙂
Ha! Stirring the pot works!
It sure does Ron. 🙂
Heeheehee! Agreeing with Cube!
I agree with both of you. 🙂
hah- ironically funny! Have a sweetheart of a day!
You have a sweetheart of a day too. Scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂
LOL, probably way cheaper than advertising
Way cheaper. 🙂
What an ironical way to develop business and clientele!
Whatever works I say. 🙂
That marketing trick wouldn't work in our household either.
Big hugs, honey…
Nope we've got good husbands. 🙂
That's one way to make business for yourself.
Pretty smart thinking and way cheaper than advertising. 🙂