Best ‘Out of Office’ Automatic Email Replies:
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
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44 thoughts on “Out of Office”
Too funny. Like the 'Out of the office' one. So typical. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic week end.
Some folks are very clever aren't they. 🙂
Sounds pretty accurate in certain case scenarios. 😉
Yes it does. I heard some good ones here and there. 🙂
these are hysterical. I like the at the doctors having heart and brain removed. That would give anyone a better chance at a management position
That's what happens with many that go into management. 🙂
Oh, that we could charge people for all of the crap emails we have to delete…
Have a perfect day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
I would be lovely wouldn't it. 🙂
LOL, love these…especially that last one. Or meetings…"Your credit card will be charged for every minute of my time you waste in useless meetings." People wonder why I refuse to talk on the phone to clients anymore. If they can't give me assignments and feedback in email, I don't want to work with them. Like in the office, in the freelance world people who want to talk on the phone just want to listen to themselves ramble.
We used to have to management meetings every Monday. One at 9 with the division staff and one at 1 with the sheriff. Every single Monday. My in basket was overflowing. 🙂
How tempting it is to write my own version of the 'out of the office' message. Love these.
Very tempting Jean, very tempting. 🙂
Love these. So glad I am basically retired. Life is good!
Have a fab weekend. Scritches to LB. Big hugs times two, honey…
I'm retired and I'm happy about that. Life is indeed good. 🙂
LOL these are brilliant haha!
Have a messagetastic day Sandee g-)
Yes they are and there are more to come. 🙂
LOL!!! These are absolutely hilarious, Sandee! It reminds me of a video I saw on YouTube quite a while ago, it is less than two minutes long, I thought you would enjoy it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQgXhEEpORw
Thank you so much for the laughter, Sandee, you are the best. 🙂
I love that video Linda. I've heard it before. It should be the answering machine in every school. 🙂
Gee whiz- I wish I'd had these when I was working! Have a fantastic Saturday and hugs all 'round!
Me too, but we probably wouldn't be allowed to use any of them. 🙂
That gives me an idea … c-)
I'll bet it does Odie. You've a very wonderful mind. 🙂
Your post reached me when I wasn't here. Next time, post when I'm in.
I'll try to do better. 🙂
Some folks are very creative. 🙂
Me too, me too. 🙂
My old phone message was: (voice of Curly from Three Stooges).."oh look…you bent the chisel! (voice of Moe): "I'll straighten that…" (voice of Curly)…"nyuk nyuk nyuk *metallic BONK*…OW!" About 3/4s of the callers never bothered with a message 😉
Oh good one. I like this and it's so you or did Seymour do this? One never knows with the two of you. 🙂
Heeheehee! The one about the brain and heart removal is especially good!
We always said you need a frontal lobotomy when you became management. 🙂
These were great! The management one was my fave!
My favorite too Caren. 🙂
Hi Sandee, this is hilarious! Blessed Sunday!
Some people have such great imaginations.
Have a blessed Sunday too. 🙂
I'm pretty sure that number 4 happens most of the time, but no one will admit to it. Love 'em all.
I'm pretty sure this happens often too. 🙂
These are great, the third one (brain and heart removed) is my favorite. I was laughing so hard had to stop before I could finish the list.
My favorite too. Some folks have a wicked sense of humor. 🙂
Those should scare off your customers!
They sure should. 🙂
hahahahahaha!! I think I should pick one and use it 🙂 I like the "hear and brain removal" 😀
We used to say you would go get a frontal lobotomy when you became management. Either way. 🙂