Out of Office

Out-of-officeBest ‘Out of Office’ Automatic Email Replies:

I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

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44 thoughts on “Out of Office

  1. Stephanie Faris says:

    LOL, love these…especially that last one. Or meetings…"Your credit card will be charged for every minute of my time you waste in useless meetings." People wonder why I refuse to talk on the phone to clients anymore. If they can't give me assignments and feedback in email, I don't want to work with them. Like in the office, in the freelance world people who want to talk on the phone just want to listen to themselves ramble.

  2. Skunkfeathers says:

    My old phone message was: (voice of Curly from Three Stooges).."oh look…you bent the chisel! (voice of Moe): "I'll straighten that…" (voice of Curly)…"nyuk nyuk nyuk *metallic BONK*…OW!" About 3/4s of the callers never bothered with a message 😉

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