An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want.”
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog – now that’s cool.”
Hat tip: Odie at Woodsterman
Image Credit: Deviant Art
60 thoughts on “The Frog”
I'd rather have someone who clean bathrooms and mop floors. Oh, wait. Never mind. 😀
Have a terrific Tuesday! xoxo
I would too but I don't see that happening anytime soon. 🙂
hahaha!! A talking frog..that is indeed more interesting 🙂
Have a nice day Sandee!
Yes indeed Rocks. 🙂
LOL – I am married to an engineer. There were five weeks between our first and second dates (a long time ago). This is so true, and very funny.
Five weeks. Didn't want to rush into anything. 🙂
Beautiful! Thanks for the laugh – much appreciated this morning.
You're most welcome Alec. 🙂
LOL that poor frog that was one leap it never got heheh!
Have a croaktastic day Sandee g-)
You have a croaktastic day too Steve. 🙂
That is hysterical. Nothing better than a talking frog. Besides, who wants to kiss a frog. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Well for an engineer anyway. 🙂
I agree Michelle. 🙂
The princess was probably a prince in drag.
Have a cool Tuesday Sandee. See ya.
You never knew with frogs Paul. 🙂
I am an engineer too. Technology rides over anything else. That's true.
Have a great day!
I know it does. Funny things happen with engineers. 🙂
lol! Have a great day! xoxo
You have a great day too Caren. xoxo 🙂
Ha ha…poor frog, he called out to the wrong man! A talking frog will be good company and the man can carrying him wherever he goes!
Engineers rock. 🙂
Now, that's a cool joke….on the frog.
Yes it is Jean. 🙂
It's just as funny over here … c-)
Not always, but sometimes. 🙂
The engineer was probably studying the way the frog's legs were constructed that allowed it to jump so far.
You're probably right. Or why he can talk. 🙂
chuckle giggle snort….so hilarious! Have a great day!
Loved the engineer video you posted on my wall on Facebook. Spot on. 🙂
Hahaha! That's funny!
Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
Happy Tortie Tuesday to you too. Scritches to the babies. 🙂
Heeheehee! Those engineers have one track minds!
Yes they do, yes they do. 🙂
Yep, that's an engineer alright. But just ask the Ashley Madison clients if they would rather have a talking frog or a girlfriend right now. 🙂
I'm thinking they would want the talking frog. What a mess. 🙂
That frog is a liar anyway 😉
You're probably right about that. 🙂
Can he sing and dance? Now that kind of frog I could live with… "Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gal." I'm channeling Warner Brothers right now 🙂
Oh goodness, now that song is stuck in my head. Bwahahahahaha. 🙂
I guess we have hiccups today 😉
I guess so. I just repeated the hiccups. 🙂
Haha! Yep, that sounds about right!
Well, for an engineer it sounds right. 🙂
I would take a talking frog over a prince
Me too Ann, me too. 🙂
Yea, I read this over at Odie's place the other day! A great one and glad you passed it along!
I steal where I can Ron. 🙂
Yep…sounds like most engineers (and computer geeks) I've known!
It sure does Stephanie. 🙂
The talking frog is worth more.
I think so too Binky. 🙂
What Barb said! Ain't happening either.
Big hugs, honey…
Barb cracks me up. 🙂