Password Reset

A senior trying to reset their password…

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

Hat tip: Linda W.
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50 thoughts on “Password Reset

  1. DrillerAA09 says:

    Been there, done that. Just add 01 to the end of that last password and hopefully they are good to go.At least it looks like a secure password. Now if the user could just remember that many characters

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Oh my goodness. I'm surprised that he didn't apply a F – word in the entire password. I would have been swearing by now. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Just to let you know, our grass is now starting to brown up a little. See ya,

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Marg says:

    Oh I so understand. That password stuff if soooooooooo annoying but thanks Sandee for this funny. You and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

  4. Kathe W. says:

    oh my goodness- each addition to the password made me laugh even harder….and you should see some of my passwords- they even have a few cuss words added!
    Have a wonderful day and big scritches to sweet LB!

  5. Karren Haller says:

    I am L….O….L how funny this is, Ive done all this,talk about jumping through hoops.
    I use Robo Form now to remember all my passwords, if I should and do forget, to many Birthdays!!

    Thanks for sharing on The Oh My Heartsie Girls ww this week!
    Hope you have a happy week!

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I've got a couple of banks that drive me crazy. You have to have his many letters, and this many in uppercase and this many numbers. Drives me crazy. πŸ™‚

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