Password Reset
A senior trying to reset their password…
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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been there
More times than I want to remember too. 🙂
LOL crikey passwords are a complete pain LOL
Have a phrasetastic day Sandy :-h
Yes they are. You change your email address and you may never get a pass code right ever again. 🙂
LOL – that password is probably well over used in the windows world. That's why I use Mac. 🙂
And I use Linux.
I still use Windows. I'm used to Windows. 🙂
I don't know the first thing about Linux. 🙂
Been there, done that. Just add 01 to the end of that last password and hopefully they are good to go.At least it looks like a secure password. Now if the user could just remember that many characters
Yep, it's a pain and then some. 🙂
Oh my goodness. I'm surprised that he didn't apply a F – word in the entire password. I would have been swearing by now. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Just to let you know, our grass is now starting to brown up a little. See ya,
Cruisin Paul
Well, I would have taken that word out if it had been in there. That's a bit over the top. 🙂
Oh I so understand. That password stuff if soooooooooo annoying but thanks Sandee for this funny. You and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.
Yes, they are annoying. Then there is the user names too. 🙂
omg this is hilarious!! Sounds like me!!!! Have a fabulous day! Much love from US!! xoxo
You have a fabulous day too honey. Much love back. 🙂
You forgot the end of the story when the "blue screen of death" appears.
I've had that screen more than once. 🙂
Yep, that is my life!
I've had days where this was my life. 🙂
oh my goodness- each addition to the password made me laugh even harder….and you should see some of my passwords- they even have a few cuss words added!
Have a wonderful day and big scritches to sweet LB!
I've not done the cuss words yet, but I've thought of a few trying to sign on to some sites. 🙂
LOL!!! Oh my goodness! 🙂
Yep, user names and passwords are frustrating at times. 🙂
Hahaaa!!! Sandee, your password joke is really good! Have a beautiful Wednesday!
It's funny if it's not happening to me. 🙂
It'd be even funnier if it wasn't so dagggone real!! 🙂
Yep, I agree with that. 🙂
Hahahahahahaaaaa….fabulous way of testing e-ndurance!
Have a great day!
I like that. e-durance. I get it. 🙂
Heeheehee! Yep, some of my passwords almost look like that!
Yes they do. I've had a few over time too. 🙂
Hahaha! I laughed so hard the kids are looking at me like I'm crazy! That was the funniest thing I have heard all week!
I'm glad I made you laugh out loud. 🙂
they make it so that it's hard for someone else to figure out your password and almost impossible to remember yourself.
I've often wondered the same thing Ann. 🙂
MOL! That's funny! I'll have to show my techy hubby that one!
Hope you're having a great day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!
Oh remember at work when you had to change your password every 30 days. Yikes, that was tough. 🙂
Password hell is what that is! Hahaha. I would POed too!!!
Big hugs, honey…
Password hell. That's spot on honey. 🙂
Passwords are a pain in butt! But hell you have to have the fricking things.
They can be a pain in the butt for sure Ron. 🙂
I let my pet rock pick passwords. No scammer or hacker can break a geologic password.
Seymour is smarter than the average rock you know. 🙂
Dear Sandee. Unfortunately, that sounds like most of our experiences with a computer!! xoxo Catherine
Unfortunately. I've had my days too. 🙂
I am L….O….L how funny this is, Ive done all this,talk about jumping through hoops.
I use Robo Form now to remember all my passwords, if I should and do forget, to many Birthdays!!
Thanks for sharing on The Oh My Heartsie Girls ww this week!
Hope you have a happy week!
Karren
I just checked that site out. Kind of scares me to have my passwords with someone else. Great idea outside of that. 🙂
With some systems, there are no easy passwords.
I've got a couple of banks that drive me crazy. You have to have his many letters, and this many in uppercase and this many numbers. Drives me crazy. 🙂