9 Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:
Number 9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 – Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
And, as someone recently said to me: Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.
Hat Tip: Barb
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48 thoughts on “Lifes Lessons”
#5 is so me. I haven't been fishing in week's, months, years…
Some days 5 is me too Tony. 🙂
Love these, #8 was my favorite, because it's so spot on, and yet I never thought of it that way before. And #1 -LMAO.
So simple isn't it. 🙂
These are all great. For number 3 you could also add that it often doesn't do what it's supposed to
That's a good add. 🙂
LOL on that #1. You ain't a kiddin', sister. 🙂
Have a great weekend. 🙂
Yep, it's very true. 🙂
Great pearls of wisdom. Brilliant!
Happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey…
Yep. great pearls of wisdom indeed. 🙂
Those are just terrific. They are all good. I tried to find a favorite but I liked each one. Thanks Sandee for the great laugh this morning. You and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.
You're most welcome Marg. 🙂
um… I forgot that I', logged in as my business. But it's me. Barb. That is all.
I knew it was you. I really did. 🙂
Aaaaand… it appears that blogger ate my comment anyway. *sigh* Have a superb day, hon! xoxo
Yep, this has been happening to me at some sites too. 🙂
Number 6 is me, everyday and night, 365 day a year, I'm an Italian you know. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a beautiful ( horny ) Saturday Sandee. He,he,he. See ya.
You don't have to be Italian Paul. I'm just saying. 🙂
I might be a little too much like No. 5 than I would care to admit. I can catch my own fish, just pass the Ipad this way please.
I'm pretty bad myself. It is what it is. 🙂
These are all so perfect! Thanks Sandee- have a great day with Zane and Little Bit- bigger hugs!
Thanks Kathe. We're on our boat so it's all good. 🙂
Number 2 involves the same people in different times.
Yes indeed. 🙂
Heeheehee! Sweetie loves these!
I'm glad he liked them. 🙂
LOL all true too
Thanks for pointing out my errors I had no idea how I did it, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it =D> LOL
Have an observanttastic day Sandee :-h
It happens Steve. I kept reading and then I was reading the same thing again. More coffee please. 🙂
Love all the 9, just couldn't find a favourite! Ha haaa…I am becoming more like a number 5!
They are all good. 🙂
These are great, Sandee! Thank you so much for sharing! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. 🙂
OMG they are all fabulous but #1 totally cracked me up!!!!!! Have a great rest of your weekend! xoxo
They are all good, but number 1 is spot on. 🙂
I am about to choke on the cereal I'm eating.
We all need laughter in our day. Thanks!!
:)) 😛 :X
Well, don't choke on your cereal. 🙂
I like # 8 the best. They're all fun though.
They are all fun indeed. 🙂
2,4,5, and 7 are my favorites, but the whole list was a good one!
Thanks Christine. 🙂
As I get older, these get less funny.
I can relate to that. 🙂
Good ones. I liked the ones on jalappino and weather!
Both are true. 🙂
I love these!
I did too. 🙂
A slow, healthy death is best. I guess.
I think so too Binky. That's what I'm going for. 🙂