Kids Logic

School-PictureTeacher: Tommy, how old is your father?

Tommy: He is 6 years old.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Tommy: He became a father only after I was born.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No sir, It’s the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.

Hat tip: Jerry T.

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50 thoughts on “Kids Logic

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I often wondered how my classes thought when I taught them their lessons and now I know.

    Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Harold: A teacher.

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

    Enjoy your Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. DrillerAA09 says:

    According to Harold, at some point in our lives, all of us have probably been a teacher. I like his definition though. Now you can go up to some one and ask them if they are a teacher, and only you know the reason why. 😀

  3. cube says:

    These were really funny. I liked them all, but I really did enjoy the H to 0 one the best. It reminds me of my college days.

    I had a thermodynamics professor who asked us an extra credit question, "What is the color of water?" We proceeding to research
    coefficients of this, refractive levels of that, literature references, you name it, we obsessed over the answer to that question.

    It occurred to me to ask my #1 daughter, who was then about five, and she promptly responded, "Blue."

    From the mouths of babes, right?

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