Teacher: Tommy, how old is your father?
Tommy: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Tommy: He became a father only after I was born.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, It’s the same dog.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.
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lol on the teacher. Cringing at that truth. 😉
Kids see things so differently than we do. Bless their hearts. 🙂
Kids are pretty brilliant. The first one is my favourite.
Kids are very brilliant. 🙂
the same dog.. of course it is.
Hope your day reeks of fabulousness!! srsly. And mine, too. 😉
big hugs xoxo
Well, it makes perfect sense to me. 🙂
These all make sense to me. Does that mean I'm still a kid? 🙂
We are both still kids Ann. Good for us. 🙂
Heeheehee! You can add a lawyer giving closing arguments to the list of people who keep talking when no one wants to listen any more!
Oh this is very true. Yes it is. 🙂
LMAO don't you just love their logic :-f
Have a logicaltastic day :-h
Kids do say the darnest things. I do love their logic. 🙂
ROTFL, out of the mouth of babes. Love this, Sandee, thanks for sharing. 🙂
Out of the mouth of babes is always lots of fun. 🙂
I often wondered how my classes thought when I taught them their lessons and now I know.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
Enjoy your Tuesday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yes, but your kids all loved you. That rocks. 🙂
According to Harold, at some point in our lives, all of us have probably been a teacher. I like his definition though. Now you can go up to some one and ask them if they are a teacher, and only you know the reason why. 😀
I may try this sometime and if they say yes I'll have to control my laughter. 🙂
omg those are hilarious! Each and every one of them, but I think the last one is my fave! xoxoxoxo
catchatwithcarenandcody
Yes, that last one is a classic. 🙂
I foresee some "F"s coming on report cards.
Only if they have a mean teacher. 🙂
I love these kids and their logic. Ha ha..next time someone talks non stop, I will just casually ask that person whether he or she is a teacher..hehehe.
Kids have such wonderful and funny logic. 🙂
Good stuff. Love H to O
Well, that's what he heard. 🙂
Yay for Maria!!! Sorry Mister Columbus, Oct 10 is now National Maria Day
I'm guessing so Tony. At least it is in that class. 🙂
Those are just terrific. I love the one H to O. That is so perfect. Out of the mouths of babes. Kids are the greatest. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.
I can see how he came up with H to O too. 🙂
Cute! I love the one about the dog the best.
It's a good one indeed. 🙂
Haha, I love that last one!
Me to Stephanie, me too. 🙂
OMG those are hilarious. I could totally hear kids saying all of those!
I can too Becca, I can too. 🙂
Hahaha! At least they tell it like it is!
Hope you had a lovely day Sandee! Hugs to you!
Kids do tell it like they see it.
I did have a lovely day. Hugs back. 🙂
I am smacked in the face quite frequently by the way my kids hear what I say and what I thought I was saying. Or they're just being cheeky. That happens, too. 🙂
What they hear may or may not be what you said. Their perception is so different. 🙂
These are great, Sandee. The ones you found might grow up to be politicians. The have an answers for everything. Can't just say "I don't know." :-h
I'm sure some of them will, and most politicians can't say I don't know. 🙂
This is why I love children, possibly even more than adults. I just totally get their logic!
I do too Jen. I love to talk to kids. 🙂
These were really funny. I liked them all, but I really did enjoy the H to 0 one the best. It reminds me of my college days.
I had a thermodynamics professor who asked us an extra credit question, "What is the color of water?" We proceeding to research
coefficients of this, refractive levels of that, literature references, you name it, we obsessed over the answer to that question.
It occurred to me to ask my #1 daughter, who was then about five, and she promptly responded, "Blue."
From the mouths of babes, right?
You're five year old daughter was way smart. 🙂
These are absolutely brilliant. I love how a child's honesty works…well, for the most part!
Big hugs, honey…
Actually I think their logic works most of the time. Funny a lot of the time as well. 🙂
Those teachers always have too much to say.
I think they call it a lesson plan. 🙂