Cerebral Witticisms

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give-away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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46 thoughts on “Cerebral Witticisms

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I sent this to my wife especially the last one. Mary Lou finally decided to have Acupuncture. She's the one that hated needled but she had it done and she liked it. WOW!

    Have a needleistic Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Alec says:

    Here are a few more from "Eric":

    * To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
    * Man who eat crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
    * He who keeps both feet on the ground will have problem putting on pants.
    * The sausage maker backed up into the grinder and got a little behind in his work.
    * Small babies arrive by stork. The larger ones require a crane.
    * Average things are made in the satisfactory.

    Enjoy!
    Alec

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