The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village the only available candidate is the local butcher. Although very reluctantly, since she was used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts.
After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a bath the new husband tells his wife, “Look, my mother always said that before the beginning of the weekend it was a blessing to make love.”
They do it and then on Saturday he tells her, “According to my father it is a blessing to make love during the day before the Sabbath.
There they go again and when it is time to go to sleep he tells her, “My grandfather told me that one should always make love on Sabbath night.”
Finally they go to sleep and when they wake up the next morning he tells her, “My aunt says that a Christian man always starts the Sabbath by making love. So lets do it.”
Finally on Monday she goes out to the market and meets a friend that asks her, “So how is the new husband?”
“Well, an intellectual he isn’t, but he comes from a wonderful family.”
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Image Chef
54 thoughts on “The Widow”
He has a very interesting family 😀
Have a nice day Sandee!
She likes his family too. 🙂
I agree. 🙂
Haha! a wonderful family indeed :))
Have a wonderfultastic day Sandee :-h
A very wonderful family. 🙂
Heeheehee! Sounds like they are perfect for each other!
It sure does. 🙂
Another chuckle out loud punch line to start my day.
Glad you liked this one Jean. 🙂
Bless her heart! How funny. Loved this one.
Have a super day. Big hugs, honey…
She's having some great weekends isn't she. 🙂
Well that one made me laugh for sure. Pretty darn funny. Sandee, you and Little Bit and Zane all have a fabulous day.
I like to make you laugh Marg. 🙂
Thanks for always making us smile!!! xoxo
You're most welcome Caren. Scritches to the babies. 🙂
Good one. Roche even got it!
Good for Roche and thank him for that joke. 🙂
Well, be blessed honey! hahaha!
have a perfect day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
She's blessed and then some. 🙂
Its all in the "jeans"
Yes it is Bearman. 🙂
I loved this joke also. Sorry I was out the last couple days. I screwed up my ankle and achilles tendon. I was told to rest my leg for a few days. I hope to get back soon. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.
Thanks for allowing me to repost it too Paul. I hope you feel better soon. 🙂
And a large family at that.
Keeps her quite busy too. 🙂
Ya gotta have respect for the great in-laws, ahahahhaa!
Thanks for the error note on my blog post too, fixed it (hopefully before the sponsor even saw it!). 🙂
Yes you do.
You're most welcome. You might want to delete my comment then. 🙂
As long as they get at least one day of rest.
Or maybe just an afternoon of rest. 🙂
Lucky girl. I've not had it in weeks……! Got that butcher's number at all?
You poor thing. Patience my friend, patience. 🙂
bwa hahah she really is blessed!
She's at least having some great weekends. 🙂
Dear Sandee, Very adorable.
Thank you for visiting and I am starting to try to get back to a routine. My brother stayed with me after the hospital and is coming along slowly but surely. Thank you for your kindness and prayers.
Not a problem Catherine. You take care of your brother. That's far more important than blogging. Prayers continue. 🙂
🙂 An active family is a happy family.
Yes indeed Stephanie. 🙂
Haha! I wondered where this one was going. Great punch line!
I love an happy ending don't you? 🙂
Not intellectual? That butcher sounds pretty smart to me 🙂
Smart enough if you ask me. 🙂
I'm betting she'll hear about more of his relatives before the week is through 🙂
I'm pretty sure of that too Ann. 🙂
He has one happy family too!
Hope you are having a great week Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
Yes he does.
We're having a great week thanks. 🙂
No rest for the wicked.
Well, no rest at any rate. 🙂
I bet he has lots more family 😉
I'm sure he does Jean(ie). 🙂
It's easy to love life when one has a good love life.
It does help doesn't it. 🙂
Ah shucks, we be talkin' sex again …… c-)
Yes, we are Odie. I'm sure you don't mind either. 🙂