Country Favorites

Top Ten Country Songs:

I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’
Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s like You’re Still Here
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is…
It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Fenwick Gifts

51 thoughts on “Country Favorites

  1. Barb says:

    hahaha! "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day" and "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here" perfectly describes how I felt when I was driving back from my final divorce hearing. srsly.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

  2. Ann says:

    She's looking better with every beer and I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few must have been written by the same person πŸ™‚

  3. Marg says:

    Those are so terrific. I bet they would make great songs too. And probably very truthful in some ways, Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

  4. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    They are all hits especially the last one, " It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day." That one will make a lot of money or else. Ha,ha,ha. You and your family have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Jennifer Humphries says:

    Big hits you have here! All top tens for sure πŸ™‚ I am still fairly partial to a "Boy named Sue" and "All my exes" can't help but laugh each time I hear them. Have a great day!

  6. Rocks says:

    My Monday mornings are happier because of your blog Sandee!! laughing hard in the office right now. Thanks!!

    You have a great day!!

  7. LAC says:

    Hmm, I think a few of those are still in rotation on my iphone. Megan has taken a liking to old country songs. Her newest favorites are 16 tons and Kawliga. We love singing along to them together!

  8. DrillerAA09 says:

    Here are a few real titles, Th an God & Greyhound She's Gone, Prop Me Up Against the Jukebox When I Die, and the all time inspirational favorite, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life. Sorry I'm late with these.

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