The Kiss

Adam and Eve in gardenAfter a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.”

Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?”

So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable.”

And the Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I’d like you to caress Eve.”

And Adam said, “What is a caress’?

So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.”

And the Lord said, “You’ve done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve.”

And Adam asked, “What is ‘make love’ Lord?”‘

So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, “Lord, what is a headache?”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Image Credit: Daily Mail

42 thoughts on “The Kiss

  1. Nancy Chan says:

    I am reading this on Sunday morning just after returning from church. This is really cute! So that was the 1st excuse, even back then! I thought everything was great and no need of excuses! Lol!

  2. Katherine says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I READ THIS! That is one of the best jokes so far on your site. That was NOT expected and was the kind of joke my dad would tell. 🙂

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