A lady meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn’t mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, ‘Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?’
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, ‘Well, how was it?’
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, ‘Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.’
Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Your French Gift
40 thoughts on “Teddy Bears”
Too funny but also very sad. What a piece of junk, he is.. [-(
Yep, he's a piece of junk for sure Marg. 🙂
Now I can't help wondering if that was the end of him or if she went back to try for a better prize x-)
I don't think she'd go back. 🙂
How no woman has killed him yet astounds me! Heeheehee!
There is that. I wondered the same thing. 🙂
OMGoodness! He was certainly NO prize…but this was funny.
Big hugs, honey…
Total loser, but this gig seems to be working for him. 🙂
I'm wondering here if Seymour will get this; Element probably will..
Seymour probably not. Element for sure. 🙂
An interesting way to get a woman into bed. I wonder how he got all the bears?
Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
It's his rating system. Not a good one, but it's his. 🙂
I misguessed the punch line. I thought it would be that afterwards, he went out to his car, brought in a bear and put it on an open spot on a shelf and said "this is you-I'll always remember you".
That would work too I guess. 🙂
I think she would have a few bells go off. She should have run when she saw the wall of bears. Jut saying. Big hugs to you from east Texas where the heat is gonna kill you.
Lots of red flags for me. Like going to the carnival. 🙂
Hey, at least she got a prize! Wonder how many gals had to leave empty handed?
I hadn't thought of that. 🙂
LOL @ the middle shelf …well what a cheek haha! [-(
Have a teddytastic day Sandee (h)
You have a teddytastic day too Steve. 🙂
At least she didn't have to choose from the bottom shelf.
There is that Jan. 🙂
tee hee…..did you try for a better prize or did she thump him on the head with a teddy? I cannot bear it! Laughing too hard!
I am glad I never met a guy like this for real. 🙂
I was wondering where this was heading 🙂
And now we know. No place good at all. 🙂
She should have excused herself when she saw all those bears! After all the raw passion, she is only qualified for a medium sized bear. What a let down for her! I would love to know what she did to the man..hahaha!
Makes you wonder where she put the bear doesn't it. 🙂
I knew it was headed to no good, but I sure didn't see that coming. Hilarious.
There are guys just like this too. Clods. 🙂
Funny, yet sad at the same time.
Sad? Yes very sad. 🙂
Well he's no prize.
He sure isn't. What a clod. 🙂
doesn't deserve top shelf he couldn't handle it
You're so right Phil. 🙂
Oh man she should burn all the bears before she leaves!
I agree. What a horrible thing he's doing. 🙂
With an attitude like that he's lucky to still be alive
You're right about that Tony. 🙂