Thoughts by Ducky

rubber-duckyI saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping,’ now I just ‘chunky dunk.’

Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over?

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn’t you know it…Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

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38 thoughts on “Thoughts by Ducky

  1. Allison says:

    A lot of good points here. I found the one about signing up for exercise class and needing loose clothing particularly funny. Like others here, I too wish that we could hit "Ctrl Alt Delete".

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Sandee, these comments are for real especially this one:

    " Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. "

    Ha,ha,ha. Have a great evening my friends. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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