A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?”
“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”
“Well, is your Mother here?”
“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”
“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”‘
The boy thought for a moment. “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”
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50 thoughts on “The Farm Boy”
Hahaha ! Nice answer !
Well, he's a farm boy after all. 😉
Had I known you could charge a stud fee for your male children my son could have earned his keep all those years…..lol
I had a son like that too. Bless their hearts. 🙂
Kids say the funniest things.
They do in fact Rhonda. 🙂
Har!! Didn't see that one comin'.
Hope your day is just lovely! big hugs xoxo
Me either. I like it when I don't see the punch line coming. 🙂
LMAO I just hope Howard is worth more than the bull & hog when he's older =))
Have a bargaintastic day Sandee :-h
PS: I like the new background
We can hope Steve.
Thanks. I like the new background too. 🙂
Out of the mouths of babes! Cute.
Farm kids are usually way ahead of the other kids where this is concerned. 🙂
Those farmers have to make their money somehow. Too funny. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a super Saturday.
Stud fees are a great way to make money. 🙂
I wonder of much they would charge for an Italian Stallion? Ha,ha,ha. Have a fantastic Saturday Sandee. I agree with Stevebethere. The new background is easy on the eyes. See ya.
I was married to a Sicilian many moons ago. He sure wasn't much of a stallion though.
Thanks on the background comment. 🙂
Hahahaha! I think Howard is going to be the one who pays…
No doubt about that Jean(ie). He's going to pay and pay. 🙂
A true farm boy! Good one.
Have a great Saturday, but you always do that.
Big hugs, honey…
Yes, a true farm boy. They know stuff about this sort of thing. 🙂
Split the diff between the bull and the hog for Howard 😉
There's a thought Mike. 🙂
Uh oh, that is one smart farm boy! I think there will be trouble when Howard gets home!
Have a great weekend 🙂
Probably going to be in big trouble. 🙂
Is there a Howard franchise I could have?
Probably. It would no doubt be a moneymaker. 🙂
Thanks Joe. 🙂
The kid is a quick thinker! Heeheehee!
He sure is. 🙂
oh hahahah silly…..Howard would be worth more than a bull!
I'm the queen of silly Kathe. 🙂
Have a great Saturday!
That's what I said.
Have a great Saturday too. 🙂
Howard is going to be in big trouble when he gets home.
I believe you're right. 🙂
Very funny as it always is. Have a great weekend.
Good to see you Wade. You have a great weekend too. 🙂
Howard is going to get more than he bargained for when he gets home. 😉
Yes, I'm sure he is. 🙂
omg too funny! xoxo
Typical farm boy response. 🙂
Hilarious Sandee. That boy's got a good head for makin' money
Yes, he knows exactly how things work. 🙂
hahahahaha!!!! very innocent but quite intelligent answer 🙂
Very intelligent. It's what he knows. 🙂
Dear Sandee, This is adorable. xoxo Catherine
It is and that kid is as serious as can be. 🙂
Maybe the kid could start a business.
Maybe he already has. 🙂