A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
She sleepily sat up and said, “Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache.”
“Certainly, honey,” he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, “Say,” said the druggist, “Aren’t you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?”
“Yes, I am,” said the officer.
“Well then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief’s uniform?”
Lesson: sometime it’s better to call home before you arrive there!
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50 thoughts on “The Headache”
LMAO sounds like the wife likes a man in uniform…any man haha!
Have a hosetastic day Sandee :-h
Looks like it doesn't it. I like a man in a uniform too. I married one. 🙂
Sometimes it's just not worth going home early 🙂 After reading Steve's comment I think it's more like she likes a man "out" of uniform
Well, you're right. She does like a man out of uniform. 🙂
What Ann said. hahaha!
big hugs xoxo
Yes, Ann nailed it. Pun intended. 🙂
Hehehe woops y-
Oops and then some. 🙂
Busy lady. 🙂
That's a BIG oops! Haha
Scritches to Lil Bit and big hugs to you and Zane, honey…
Yep, not one I'd want to do. 🙂
Well, that's one way to get a promotion.
Not a very wise way though. 🙂
Uh Oh, that isn't good. Well, guess he won't go home early again if he goes home again.
Sandee, Happy Tuesday to ya and Zane and Little Bit too.
He needs to move away from that headache. 🙂
While he's at the drug store, he'd better pick up some bandages for the Fire Chief. Ha,ha,ha. Have a fantastic Tuesday Sandee. Say hi to Zane and Little Bits. See ya.
I'm thinking the fire chief is long gone and who knows what he's wearing. 🙂
ruh roh… bet he's got the headache now. 😉
You are probably right Rose. 🙂
Ye ouch! I bet he's not a happy camper. Someone got b-b-busted!
I sure wouldn't be happy about this. Not one bit. 🙂
It sounds like a good time to pay Mrs Fire Chief a visit.
There's a thought. 🙂
Ooops. Mrs. Fenwick has a headache on her hands;)
And she's going to need more than aspirin to get rid of that headache too. 🙂
Someone had to put out the fire.
I wonder if he brought enough hose? Bwahahahahahaha. 🙂
It's a good one indeed. 🙂
Hahahahaha…Cool post !
Thanks Rajiv. 🙂
EEEK! Not the best way to find out information for sure! HAHAHA!!
No, it's not Jen. 🙂
Oops! Somebody has some 'splainin to do!
Happy almost April Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!
Lots of 'splainin to do for sure. 🙂
And sometimes it might not be.
This is true too. 🙂
Ouch! There's gonna be fireworks!
Big fireworks. 🙂
ooops!!! looks like they are on the same size 🙂
Happy day my dear!!
Perhaps Rocks. 🙂
OMG too funny!! (((hugs)))
Yep, there's trouble in that home. 🙂
That's what I did when I read this. 🙂
Right fire, wrong hose… 😉
Amen to that Mike. 🙂
Big oops Tony. 🙂