The Ferrari

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.”

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, “You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge.”

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, “You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.”

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, “You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.”

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam’s Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.

“What’s wrong, Sam?” they asked. “You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?”

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, “I just saw my wife go by on a skate board.”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Image Chef

55 thoughts on “The Ferrari

  1. Marg says:

    Oh no, poor guy. Oh well, guess she is getting her just do. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day. So glad Little Bit is doing well.

  2. MNL says:

    laughing. But maybe it’s not what he things. Maybe she’s always wanted to skateboard and was always afraid she’d fall and break a hip. Now she can!

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