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Intelligence:
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, ”Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?”
”I don’t know,” responded the other. ”I’ll ask him.” So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. ”Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?”
”Intelligence,” the boss said.
”What do you mean, intelligence’?”
The boss said, ”Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.”
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand.
The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, ”That’s intelligence!”
The ditch digger went back to his hole.
His friend asked, ”What did he say?”
”He said we are down here because of intelligence.”
”What’s intelligence?” said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, ”Take your shovel and hit my hand.”
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Now I may not be the brightest bulb in the box but it sounds like he's in that hole digging because of "lack of" intelligence 🙂
That's exactly correct. He doesn't have any intelligence. Bless his heart. 🙂
huh… Now I see. TYVM.
😛 xoxo
It's all in the explanation. 🙂
Ouch! oh dear lmao
Have a unintelligenttastic day Sandee :-h
Let's hope he just has a headache and nothing more severe. 🙂
Ahhhh. So that's why I'm still digging ditches.
It could be. 🙂
Wonder if that applies to being the housekeeper, versus the house owner? Heeheehee!
No, you're way smarter than the average bear. 🙂
It takes two…to make up half a brain! Hahaha.
Happy, silly Sunday. Big hugs, honey…
For some folks this is very true. 🙂
I know now, they were digging a grave. That's intelligence.
Ha,ha,ha.
Have a very intelligent Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
He's the the brightest bulb in the package is he. 🙂
Digging their own grave.
Exactly Joe. 🙂
Intelligence and hard work never go hand in hand.
Have a great day!
This is probably true. 🙂
Duh, I still don't get it.
When he moves his hand he's going to get nailed with the his buddies fist. 🙂
OMG- where do you find these? Still laughing AND SHAKING MY HEAD! hee hee. Hugs all round!
I'm silly that way Kathe. 🙂
They gots lots of edgumacations. c-)
You think? Not using is wisely though. 🙂
I guess the boss was right 🙂
Yep, the boss is the boss for a very good reason. 🙂
This could get painful!
It's going to get pretty painful for sure. 🙂
That is not wrong then, lolol
It is not wrong one bit. 🙂
Hope you are having a wonderful Sunday!! Big Hugs!!
Lydia
It's great to see you Lydia. Big hugs back. 🙂
LOL! Too funny! I hope you're having an awesome weekend! 😀
I am having an awesome weekend. I hope you are too. 🙂
Oh my… Yup…. Not the brightest bulb in the string. Lol!
Bless his heart. 🙂
Woeks for me.Sorry I did not one this week,My Bad.
You do when you do and you don't when you don't Mike. Not a problem. 🙂
This is a good one! Sandee, you always have great jokes!
Thanks Nancy. I love silly stuff. 🙂
Some have it, and some don't.
Yep, and these two digging don't. 🙂
uh oh…that "intelligence" is painful 🙂 hahaha!!!
Very painful for this guy. 🙂