Category: Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Today will be the last Silly Sunday post. If anyone wants this meme let me know. It seems that jokes are no longer that much fun for most. I’ve been doing this for years and I thank Rhonda Albom for giving me this meme long ago. It’s time to move on.

The Christmas Tree:

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I got this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. messymimi
3. bethere2day
4. Margs Animals
5. Stupid Headlines
6. Woodsterman
7. Skunkfeathers
8. Albom Adventures
9. Cruisin’ Paul
10. 15andmoewing
11. Kismet
12. Jan
13. Linda Arthur Tejera
14. cube
15. Michelle
16. Mail4Rosey
17. Brian The Snake
18. Ann & Gibbs
19. Marvelous Marv

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Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Next week will be the last Silly Sunday post. If anyone wants this meme let me know. It seems that jokes are no longer that much fun for most. I’ve been doing this for years and I thank Rhonda Albom for giving me this meme long ago. It’s time to move on.

The First Kiss:

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”

“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”

“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”

“No way. It’s just too risky!”

“Oh please, please, I like you so much!!”

“No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!”

“Oh yes you can. Please?”

“NO, no. I just can’t.”

“Pleeeeease?…”

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: “Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Margs Animals
5. Woodsterman
6. Stupid Headlines
7. Cruisin’ Paul
8. Jimmy’s Opinions
9. Marv
10. 15andmeowing
11. Brian the Snake

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Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Florida in July:

Hot water comes out of both taps.

You find out that a seat-belt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.

The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

You burn your hand opening the car door.

The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.

You can make instant sun tea.

Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.

Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.

Potatoes cook underground. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.

You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.

You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. messymimi
3. bethere2day
4. Margs Animals
5. Mike Golch
6. Woodsterman
7. Stupid Headlines
8. Jimmy’s Opinion

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Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Montana Rules:

Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot.

Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel road.” I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We’re impressed. We have quarter-million dollar, air conditioned tractors that we drive three weeks a year.

No, there’s no “vegetarian special” on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham & turkey.

You bring “coke” into my house, it better be brown, wet, served over ice. You bring “Mary Jane” into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

Yeah, we have golf courses. Don’t hit the water hazards —- it spooks the fish.

Colleges? Try Montana State or the University of Montana. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.

We have more folks per capita in the Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state, so “Don’t Mess with Montana.” If you do, you’ll likely get your butt kicked.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Margs Animals
5. Woodsterman
6. Stupid Headlines
7. Marvelous Marv
8. Mike Golch

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