Silly Sunday

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Intelligence:

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, ”Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?”

”I don’t know,” responded the other. ”I’ll ask him.” So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. ”Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?”

”Intelligence,” the boss said.

”What do you mean, intelligence’?”

The boss said, ”Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.”

The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand.

The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, ”That’s intelligence!”

The ditch digger went back to his hole.

His friend asked, ”What did he say?”

”He said we are down here because of intelligence.”

”What’s intelligence?” said the friend.

The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, ”Take your shovel and hit my hand.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Agent 54
4. messymimi
5. Woodsterman
6. Cranky
7. BFDude
8. Just Out

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  44 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    February 21, 2016 at 2:07 am

    Now I may not be the brightest bulb in the box but it sounds like he's in that hole digging because of "lack of" intelligence 🙂

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:03 pm

      That's exactly correct. He doesn't have any intelligence. Bless his heart. 🙂

  2. February 21, 2016 at 2:13 am

    huh… Now I see. TYVM.

    😛 xoxo

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:04 pm

      It's all in the explanation. 🙂

  3. February 21, 2016 at 2:15 am

    Ouch! oh dear lmao

    Have a unintelligenttastic day Sandee :-h

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:16 pm

      Let's hope he just has a headache and nothing more severe. 🙂

  4. February 21, 2016 at 3:53 am

    Ahhhh. So that's why I'm still digging ditches.

  5. February 21, 2016 at 4:39 am

    Wonder if that applies to being the housekeeper, versus the house owner? Heeheehee!

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:16 pm

      No, you're way smarter than the average bear. 🙂

  6. February 21, 2016 at 4:40 am

    It takes two…to make up half a brain! Hahaha.

    Happy, silly Sunday. Big hugs, honey…

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      For some folks this is very true. 🙂

  7. February 21, 2016 at 4:53 am

    I know now, they were digging a grave. That's intelligence.
    Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a very intelligent Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      He's the the brightest bulb in the package is he. 🙂

    • February 21, 2016 at 5:33 pm

      Digging their own grave.

    • February 22, 2016 at 8:38 am

      Exactly Joe. 🙂

  8. February 21, 2016 at 5:29 am

    Intelligence and hard work never go hand in hand.
    Have a great day!

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      This is probably true. 🙂

  9. February 21, 2016 at 6:34 am

    Duh, I still don't get it.

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:18 pm

      When he moves his hand he's going to get nailed with the his buddies fist. 🙂

  10. February 21, 2016 at 8:24 am

    OMG- where do you find these? Still laughing AND SHAKING MY HEAD! hee hee. Hugs all round!

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:18 pm

      I'm silly that way Kathe. 🙂

  11. February 21, 2016 at 9:13 am

    They gots lots of edgumacations. c-)

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      You think? Not using is wisely though. 🙂

  12. February 21, 2016 at 9:58 am

    I guess the boss was right 🙂

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      Yep, the boss is the boss for a very good reason. 🙂

  13. February 21, 2016 at 10:46 am

    This could get painful!

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      It's going to get pretty painful for sure. 🙂

  14. February 21, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    That is not wrong then, lolol

    • February 21, 2016 at 2:20 pm

      It is not wrong one bit. 🙂

  15. February 21, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Hope you are having a wonderful Sunday!! Big Hugs!!

    Lydia

    • February 21, 2016 at 4:27 pm

      It's great to see you Lydia. Big hugs back. 🙂

  16. February 21, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    LOL! Too funny! I hope you're having an awesome weekend! 😀

    • February 21, 2016 at 4:27 pm

      I am having an awesome weekend. I hope you are too. 🙂

  17. February 21, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    Oh my… Yup…. Not the brightest bulb in the string. Lol!

    • February 22, 2016 at 6:08 am

      Bless his heart. 🙂

  18. February 21, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Woeks for me.Sorry I did not one this week,My Bad.

    • February 22, 2016 at 6:08 am

      You do when you do and you don't when you don't Mike. Not a problem. 🙂

  19. February 22, 2016 at 10:54 am

    This is a good one! Sandee, you always have great jokes!

    • February 22, 2016 at 11:28 am

      Thanks Nancy. I love silly stuff. 🙂

  20. February 22, 2016 at 11:25 am

    Some have it, and some don't.

    • February 22, 2016 at 11:29 am

      Yep, and these two digging don't. 🙂

  21. February 23, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    uh oh…that "intelligence" is painful 🙂 hahaha!!!

    • February 24, 2016 at 7:07 am

      Very painful for this guy. 🙂

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