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John and the Nun:
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. ”You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!”
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. ”How do you know this, Sister?” ”My Mother Superior told me so.” ”But have you ever had a drink yourself?
How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?”
”Don’t be ridiculous–of course I have never taken alcohol myself”
”Then let me buy you a drink – if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life”
”How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?”
”I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know.”
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.
”Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks”, then he lowers his voice and says to the barman ”and could you put the vodka in a teacup?”
”Oh no! It’s not that Nun again is it?”
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8. Mike Golch
48 thoughts on “Silly Sunday”
Lol, this is spot on !
Little off-mood when I clicked opened your link but felt good reading this cool joke ! Thumbs up 🙂
You have to love this nun. 🙂
Well, dearies, it's nun of your business what's she's got in her tea cup! 😉
Whatever works for her is mighty fine with me. 🙂
Sounds like that nun has been testing mother superior's theories quite a bit. 🙂
It's working for her and that's all that counts. 🙂
LMAO he's been had that nun convinced him she had never had nun and wasn't a nun alcohol nun after all…boom boom :))
Have a nunalcoholtastic day Sandee :-h
You nailed it Steve. 🙂
W-) and happy :X Valentines day.
Thank you and Happy Valentines day to you too. 🙂
LOL! Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentines day to you too. 🙂
Heeheehee! She has quite a racket going, doesn't she?
Whatever works. I like her style. 🙂
Very smart nun. She gets free booze.
Have a great Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
When I was younger I could get free booze too. 🙂
I've seen a few nuns get drunk in my time. LOL
Me too. A couple of priests too. 🙂
That is such a great story and made the Mom laugh out loud. Silly Nun. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful Valentine's day.
She may have been silly, but she was mighty smart too. Happy Valentines day Marg. 🙂
Happy V. D. to everyone!
Thanks Kismet, you too. 🙂
I wasn't expecting that ending either. 🙂
HA..keep us laughing hun we need u! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SWEET Sandee!!! !!! XOXOXOX 🙂
Thanks Angel and the same to you. Love you bunches. 🙂
I love you my Darlin'
Happy Valentimes day
Your Loving Husband
I love you too honey. We're having a wonderful day. ♥♥♥
Good One and A Happy Valentine's Day my Friend!:) :-* :-f :-h D-)
Thanks Mike and you and Celestine have a happy Valentines day too. 🙂
Yup, the same one! c-)
You have to watch out for those nuns. 🙂
LOL!! Too funny! Happy Valentine's Day! 😀
Thanks, I hope you had a happy Valentines day too. 🙂
Ahahahahaha clever lady…. ;P
Yes she is. She has figured out how to get free booze. 🙂
LOL.. so funny.
Thanks for brightening up on Monday blues. 🙂
You're most welcome. 🙂
NUNtheless it is a great joke!
No pun intended right? 🙂
What a smartie! I'm still smiling over this one.
Big hugs, honey…
This would work getting wine too right? I thought so. 🙂
Ha Ha!!! She's well known then & her methods are superior. Have a Nuntastic day Sandee
Whatever works is my philosophy. 🙂
Thanks for that. I needed a laugh after the dismal politics of this
I didn't watch any politics this weekend. I had fun this weekend. 🙂
I guess she knows how she likes her drinks.
She does and she knows how to get them for free. 🙂