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The Young Preacher…
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, ”Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”
Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, ”Naw, these are soybeans.”
”You don’t understand,” said the preacher. ”Are you a Christian?”
With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, ”Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here.”
The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, ”Are you lost?”
”Naw! I’ve lived here all my life,” answered the farmer.
”Are you prepared for the resurrection?” the frustrated preacher asked.
This caught the farmer’s attention and he asked, ”When’s it gonna be?”
Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied, ”It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day.”
Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, ”Well, don’t mention it to my wife. She don’t get out much and she’ll wanna go all three days.”
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gotta love a farmer. this is too funny.
They aren't as in touch with things are they. 🙂
LOL mind you I would actually act like that just to get rid of him LOL
Have a ploughtastic SSS :-h
Me too Steve, me too. 🙂
That was one smart farmer. Too funny. We like that. Sandee, you and Zane have a great Sunday.
Or not so smart. I'm not sure which. 🙂
Heeheehee! Don't mess around with farmers, they are smart cookies!
Actually you're right about this. 🙂
Love the farmer joke. That man is too busy for idle talk, padre. Crops and weather is his whole focus…and then his wife!
Big hugs from sunny nawth jawjah, honey…
Yep, farmers are busy and don't need to listen to needless conversations. 🙂
Those wives do like to get out every now and again. 😉 Happy Sunday, Sandee!
Yep, but this isn't exactly what she had in mind though. 🙂
Ha ha…the preacher must try harder! Have a blessed Sunday, Sandee!
Or explain things a lot better. 🙂
The event will last only the twinkling of an eye, but the results will last for an eternity. Just sayin'.
This is very true. We both know this. 🙂
I love that farmer. Farmers know what to do in times of need. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a beautiful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yes they do Paul. 🙂
That's why i don't answer the bell on Sundays.
I rarely answer the bell any day of the week. 🙂
I love old farmer jokes. They can one-up anyone
Yes they can Jan, yes they can. 🙂
Does he need a pill to get a resurrection?
I hadn't thought of that. 🙂
That is funny. 🙂
Yes it is. 🙂
Good one.
Have a great Sunday!
You have a great Sunday too. 🙂
Oh my goodness haha.
Yes indeed Carin. 🙂
good one guess the farmer showed him.:) 😀 :-h :-f D-)
He did indeed Mike. 🙂
LOL!! Too funny!
Bless their hearts. 🙂
Omgosh. Is it scary that I know people very much close to the farmer and his wife? Lol..
Me too, me too. 🙂
I love it! I may need to try that one the next time the Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come by.
Hubby has some that he talks to often. He enjoys their company, but their religion not so much. 🙂
Yes, the wives don't get out much!
I was raised on a farm so I know how isolated you are. 🙂
What a clever farmer! LOL!
He is indeed. 🙂
He's a smart one! Lol!
Some farmers are very smart. 🙂
I'm with the farmer. I don't take kindly to folks coming to my house and preaching to me about my life
We don't care for it either, but it's the way of some churches. We are always kind to them. 🙂
bwa hahahah good one!
I'm thinking this farmer is way smarter than the this young preacher knows. 🙂
Well you wouldn't want to miss it!
I agree with you there. 🙂