Silly Sunday

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The Young Preacher…

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, ”Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”

Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, ”Naw, these are soybeans.”

”You don’t understand,” said the preacher. ”Are you a Christian?”

With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, ”Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here.”

The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, ”Are you lost?”

”Naw! I’ve lived here all my life,” answered the farmer.

”Are you prepared for the resurrection?” the frustrated preacher asked.

This caught the farmer’s attention and he asked, ”When’s it gonna be?”

Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied, ”It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day.”

Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, ”Well, don’t mention it to my wife. She don’t get out much and she’ll wanna go all three days.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. Margs Animals
5. messymimi
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Just Out
9. Cruisin’ Paul
10. Mike Golch

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  50 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    April 17, 2016 at 1:42 am

    gotta love a farmer. this is too funny.

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:43 am

      They aren't as in touch with things are they. 🙂

  2. April 17, 2016 at 2:36 am

    LOL mind you I would actually act like that just to get rid of him LOL

    Have a ploughtastic SSS :-h

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:43 am

      Me too Steve, me too. 🙂

  3. April 17, 2016 at 3:29 am

    That was one smart farmer. Too funny. We like that. Sandee, you and Zane have a great Sunday.

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:43 am

      Or not so smart. I'm not sure which. 🙂

  4. April 17, 2016 at 4:45 am

    Heeheehee! Don't mess around with farmers, they are smart cookies!

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:44 am

      Actually you're right about this. 🙂

  5. April 17, 2016 at 4:47 am

    Love the farmer joke. That man is too busy for idle talk, padre. Crops and weather is his whole focus…and then his wife!

    Big hugs from sunny nawth jawjah, honey…

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:44 am

      Yep, farmers are busy and don't need to listen to needless conversations. 🙂

  6. April 17, 2016 at 4:49 am

    Those wives do like to get out every now and again. 😉 Happy Sunday, Sandee!

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:45 am

      Yep, but this isn't exactly what she had in mind though. 🙂

  7. April 17, 2016 at 5:29 am

    Ha ha…the preacher must try harder! Have a blessed Sunday, Sandee!

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:45 am

      Or explain things a lot better. 🙂

  8. April 17, 2016 at 6:08 am

    The event will last only the twinkling of an eye, but the results will last for an eternity. Just sayin'.

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:45 am

      This is very true. We both know this. 🙂

  9. April 17, 2016 at 6:31 am

    I love that farmer. Farmers know what to do in times of need. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a beautiful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:46 am

      Yes they do Paul. 🙂

  10. April 17, 2016 at 7:22 am

    That's why i don't answer the bell on Sundays.

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:46 am

      I rarely answer the bell any day of the week. 🙂

  11. Jan
    April 17, 2016 at 7:42 am

    I love old farmer jokes. They can one-up anyone

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:47 am

      Yes they can Jan, yes they can. 🙂

  12. April 17, 2016 at 7:47 am

    Does he need a pill to get a resurrection?

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:47 am

      I hadn't thought of that. 🙂

  13. April 17, 2016 at 8:09 am

    That is funny. 🙂

  14. April 17, 2016 at 8:16 am

    Good one.
    Have a great Sunday!

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:47 am

      You have a great Sunday too. 🙂

  15. April 17, 2016 at 10:32 am

    Oh my goodness haha.

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:48 am

      Yes indeed Carin. 🙂

  16. April 17, 2016 at 11:46 am

    good one guess the farmer showed him.:) 😀 :-h :-f D-)

    • April 17, 2016 at 11:48 am

      He did indeed Mike. 🙂

  17. April 17, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    LOL!! Too funny!

    • April 18, 2016 at 10:03 am

      Bless their hearts. 🙂

  18. April 17, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    Omgosh. Is it scary that I know people very much close to the farmer and his wife? Lol..

  19. April 17, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    I love it! I may need to try that one the next time the Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come by.

    • April 18, 2016 at 10:04 am

      Hubby has some that he talks to often. He enjoys their company, but their religion not so much. 🙂

  20. April 17, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Yes, the wives don't get out much!

    • April 18, 2016 at 10:05 am

      I was raised on a farm so I know how isolated you are. 🙂

  21. April 17, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    What a clever farmer! LOL!

  22. April 17, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    He's a smart one! Lol!

    • April 18, 2016 at 10:05 am

      Some farmers are very smart. 🙂

  23. April 18, 2016 at 10:45 am

    I'm with the farmer. I don't take kindly to folks coming to my house and preaching to me about my life

    • April 19, 2016 at 7:36 am

      We don't care for it either, but it's the way of some churches. We are always kind to them. 🙂

  24. April 18, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    bwa hahahah good one!

    • April 19, 2016 at 7:36 am

      I'm thinking this farmer is way smarter than the this young preacher knows. 🙂

  25. April 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Well you wouldn't want to miss it!

    • April 19, 2016 at 7:37 am

      I agree with you there. 🙂

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