I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.
Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation.
The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves through the dryer for ten minutes, and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
“Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there.
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I have to write down EVERYthing. And chase it with a glass of wine so everyone seems nicer than they are… and smarter. š
big hugs hon xoxo
I think I'll try that wine thing. I was talking to a dim light bulb the other day. š
Those are terrific statements now. The last one is my favorite. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic week end.
It happens a lot that last one. š
I talk to myself because some days, I'm the only one who is listening to me.
There is that. I do the same thing sometimes. š
If I don't write something down, I forget it. If I do write it down, I lose it. It's kind of a no win situation. š
We are much alike where this is concerned. Hubby is even worse. š
oh now you know I love these. Every one of them belongs on one of my index cards and I saved a copy of this so if I ever get back to making them I can use these š
I thought of you and your index cards when I found this. š
"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." – This is so true for me! I also liked the one about rolling your eyes out loud. Cheers -Ellen
Cheers – Ellen
Both are good and I've done both more than once. š
Write it down — that's why i keep a calendar and note pad!
Wise you are, very wise. š
I can relate to most of these haha!
Have a realisationaltastic Saturday Sandee or (RSS) for short g-)
I can too Steve.
You have a RSS too. š
Makes a lot of sense if you think about it. I will keep these for sure.
Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
They are some good ones aren't they. š
Those are great, I agree. Except naps, I have always enjoyed those even as a child.
I don't nap very often, but I love them when I do. š
I love those. Are eye rolls considered exercises if you do them out loud?
Why not. It's movement, so it's exercise. š
I remember nothing and duck tape is pretty much the best thing EVER!
Duct tap is the very best of all things. š
True. I share the views of the author.
Have a great day!
You have a great day too. š
I write it down then forget where I put it.
I've done that too. š
I'd like to see the world run out of whine.
I would too Joe. š
These are great. For some strange reason my memory is better than usual. Have a wonderful week end. Big ol' TEXAS hugs to you.
I'm happy your memory is better. That is really great.
Thanks for the big ol' TEXAS hugs. š
I will use that duct tape line a lot. Have a great weekend.
Go for it Wade. š
When we were in China a fellow touristor's mother was there with her and hubby. When the mother talked with us she took notes about us and our conversation. I'm not sure how or if she used them. She did get lost in a city market for several hours once. Our bus waited for her to be found.
I'm glad you could still remember making prank Prince Albert calls.
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Well bless her heart. Now you see why she was writing everything down. š
LOL!!! These are great! š
Thanks Linda. š
I talk to myself when I am thinking aloud. I do roll my eyes at times. I gave up writing on pieces of paper because it doesn't help me but now I have smart phone reminder which works for me. Naps? I am beginning to enjoy naps when I couldn't keep my eyes open at anytime of the day!
Lots of folks use their smart phones to remember stuff. Great idea. š
I resemble too many of these!!! Sheesh. Gettin old sucks. Keep'em comin!
Big hugs, honey…
Me too honey. Getting old sucks but the alternative is even worse. š
I hear you, sister. We're in the same boat.
Yes we are unfortunately. š
love all of these! I write notes to myself…maybe I should do that also when going from one room to another!
Getting old isn't for sissies. š
Aged like a fine wine.
I know I am. š