Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Odds and Ends:

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘Honor thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’ Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, ‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.’

A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Blogitudes
5. Agent 54
6. messymimi
7. Karren
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Cranky
10. Jason Salas
11. Tony McGurk
12. Woodsterman
13. Just Out
15. Rhonda
16. Ann
17. Margs Animals
18. Stephanie
19. Jean R.
20. Kathe W.
21. Kismet
22. Mail4Rosey
23. Cody
24. Barb
25. Traveling Bells
26. Mary
27. Binky

48 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Funny, funny, funny, especially the one about the ten commandments. " 'Thou shall not kill.' Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & I hope thaat you and your company are enjoying your cruise. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Marcia Shaw Wyatt says:

    Great answers! Love these, Sandee. 🙂 Our joke posts are similar today. Silly Sunday is always such fun. Thank you so much for hosting it … and I hope you have a very superb Sunday! 🙂

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