Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

THE YEAR 2059 – Part II:

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in the United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Hat tip: Linda W.

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8. Cranky
9. Cody
10. Tony McGurk
11. Jason Salas
12. Samantha
13. Barb
14. Ann
15. Rajiv
16. Rhonda
17. Jean R.
18. Margs Animals
19. Traveling Bells
20. Kismet
21. Kathe W.
22. Mike Golch
23. Stephanie
24. Angel
25. Mail4Rosey
26. Binky
27. Cube

47 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Marg says:

    Those are totally hysterical. Love them all. Always a good laugh to come here. Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a great day.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    " A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, They had simultaneous Headaches. " Now that one is amazing. I never had a headache when it came to sex. After reading 2059, I wonder what was going on in Canada. Maybe it wasn't even there. What do you think? Have a wonderful Easter Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Traveling Bells says:

    Wait, Floruba is already here! These are definitely TOO believable…but still funny.

    Happy Easter to you and Zane. Scritches to LB, and big hugs times two, honey…

    • Comedy Plus says:

      Yep, it depends on where you live. I can see much truth in these.

      Happy Easter to you both honey. Big hugs to you and tons of scritches to the babies. 🙂

  4. Kathe W. says:

    aie yie yie caramba! Love the registering fly swatters! Going through TSA at LAX the other day R had his teeny tiny nail clippers confiscated so the TSA agent could break off the 1.5 inch nail file. Then it was returned to him. Seriously…

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