Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Odds and Ends:

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘Honor thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’ Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, ‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.’

A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Blogitudes
5. Agent 54
6. messymimi
7. Karren
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Cranky
10. Jason Salas
11. Tony McGurk
12. Woodsterman
13. Just Out
15. Rhonda
16. Ann
17. Margs Animals
18. Stephanie
19. Jean R.
20. Kathe W.
21. Kismet
22. Mail4Rosey
23. Cody
24. Barb
25. Traveling Bells
26. Mary
27. Binky

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. April 12, 2015 at 12:29 am

    Each one funnier than the one before. I think I laughed loudest from the police one.

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:00 am

      I did save the best for last. πŸ™‚

  2. April 12, 2015 at 12:39 am

    LOL all funny, that elderly lady got her priorities right haha!

    Have a wittytastic SS Sandee :-h

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:01 am

      Yes she does Steve. You have a wittytastic SS too Steve. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    April 12, 2015 at 2:03 am

    These are funny and cute. Love the one about how to treat your brothers and sisters.

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:01 am

      Kids just get things don't they. πŸ™‚

  4. April 12, 2015 at 4:45 am

    Those are terrific. I love the last one. Good answer. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit too, have a super day.

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:01 am

      I've known a few mothers like that. πŸ™‚

  5. April 12, 2015 at 5:01 am

    I'd believe some of these were true–kids say the funniest things!

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:02 am

      I'm sure these are true and kids do say the funniest things. πŸ™‚

  6. April 12, 2015 at 5:48 am

    Funny, funny, funny, especially the one about the ten commandments. " 'Thou shall not kill.' Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & I hope thaat you and your company are enjoying your cruise. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:02 am

      That one made perfect sense to me Paul. πŸ™‚

  7. April 12, 2015 at 6:12 am

    I am going to guess that these are not made up.

    The last one was the best.

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:03 am

      Nope they were not made up Joe. πŸ™‚

  8. April 12, 2015 at 6:30 am

    Great answers! Love these, Sandee. πŸ™‚ Our joke posts are similar today. Silly Sunday is always such fun. Thank you so much for hosting it … and I hope you have a very superb Sunday! πŸ™‚

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:03 am

      Yes, our SS are both down the same alley. Good for us. πŸ™‚

  9. April 12, 2015 at 6:46 am

    These are all so cute!

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:03 am

      They are indeed Jean. πŸ™‚

  10. April 12, 2015 at 7:03 am

    I like the back-up plan.

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:04 am

      Yep, you have to have a viable back-up plan. πŸ™‚

  11. April 12, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Love these all! Thanks for the gigglers! Have a great day!

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:04 am

      You're most welcome Kathe. Have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  12. April 12, 2015 at 7:10 am

    I see why the elderly lady never married.

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:05 am

      Very clear isn't it. πŸ™‚

  13. April 12, 2015 at 7:25 am

    I loved the "couldn't get a baby setter"! Lol
    Have a great weekend, Karren

    • April 12, 2015 at 8:05 am

      Made perfect sense to that kid. πŸ™‚

  14. April 12, 2015 at 8:29 am

    That's a funny pallbearer note! Sounds like she was feisty. πŸ˜‰

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:48 am

      I'm pretty sure she was very feisty. Bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  15. April 12, 2015 at 8:43 am

    oh these were great!! Hoping you are having a wonderful weekend! xoxo

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:48 am

      Our weekend was bittersweet, but it's a good think in many ways. πŸ™‚

  16. April 12, 2015 at 9:03 am

    I needed a good laugh this morning πŸ™‚

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:49 am

      I try to supply those every day over here. πŸ™‚

  17. April 12, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Heeheehee! Yep, if you go after my mom, there'd better be more than one of you!

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:49 am

      Oh, you've a mom like that too. Good for you. πŸ™‚

  18. April 12, 2015 at 11:09 am

    hahaha! Yup, no doubt backup will be required!

    Have yourselves a perfectly lovely day, Sandee & Zane (and LB, too!). big hugs xoxo

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:49 am

      I'm pretty sure that's the truth honey. πŸ™‚

  19. April 12, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Call for backup…cracked me up! Heck yeah.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:50 am

      I've known a few moms like this. πŸ™‚

  20. April 12, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    That last one is spot on. C-)

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:50 am

      It sure is Odie. πŸ™‚

  21. April 12, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    Silly Sundays is a riot! I enjoyed all the jokes, the pallbearers is my favorite.

    • April 13, 2015 at 8:51 am

      The pallbearers is a good one indeed. True to herself to the end. πŸ™‚

  22. April 13, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    I wonder if her cats carried her out?

    • April 14, 2015 at 6:42 am

      I doubt it Binky, but you never know. πŸ™‚

  23. April 14, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    hahahahaha!!!-the kids answers were staright from the heart πŸ™‚

    • April 15, 2015 at 7:14 am

      They sure where Rocks. Kids are so awesome. πŸ™‚

  24. April 19, 2015 at 2:30 am

    The dead old lady one was hilarious

    • April 19, 2015 at 8:08 am

      She had a sense of humor right to the end. πŸ™‚

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