Silly Sunday

silly-sunday-badge-250-transparent-150x150Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Thoughts on Getting Older:

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.

Why press one for English just to be transferred to someone I can’t understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I came in.

Hat tip: Linda W.

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Agent 54
9. Cruisin’ Paul

36 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. stevebethere says:

    These are good and funny my fave is Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice. and the last one I do that all the time haha!

    Have an ageingtastic sss 🙂

  2. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! One of the things i've learned at my age is i should never pass up the opportunity to use the rest room or take a nap. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  3. Marg says:

    Those are all just too funny. I had to laugh out loud. Love the one about talking to one's self to get expert advise. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine day.

  4. Linda says:

    That first one had me laughing so hard, Sandee, and the rest kept me laughing! Thank you so much for sharing, and I hope you have a great day! 😀

  5. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    These are the ones that refer to me Sandee.

    Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

    At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I came in.

    Have a beautiful evening my friends. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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