Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Thoughts on Getting Older:

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.

Why press one for English just to be transferred to someone I can’t understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I came in.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Agent 54
9. Cruisin’ Paul

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  36 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    March 12, 2017 at 12:44 am

    Love them all. I think my favorite is the support group for procrastinators. I've heard that one used for introverts too.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      I'm in that group. I love old folks' stuff. πŸ™‚

  2. March 12, 2017 at 12:48 am

    These are good and funny my fave is Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice. and the last one I do that all the time haha!

    Have an ageingtastic sss πŸ™‚

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:50 pm

      Sometimes that's the only place you can get expert advice. You have an ageingtastic Silly Sunday too, Steve. πŸ™‚

  3. March 12, 2017 at 3:25 am

    I like them all. I would also like to join the support group for procrastinator.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      It's a fun group. No pressure at all. πŸ™‚

  4. March 12, 2017 at 4:17 am

    Heeheehee! One of the things i've learned at my age is i should never pass up the opportunity to use the rest room or take a nap. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      I've been there for years. You're a smart woman. You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  5. March 12, 2017 at 5:52 am

    Funny, but some are getting too close to home.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      I agree Joe, way too close to home and some have moved in. πŸ™‚

  6. March 12, 2017 at 7:11 am

    Those are all just too funny. I had to laugh out loud. Love the one about talking to one's self to get expert advise. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine day.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      You have to get a certain age before some of these even make sense. If we can't laugh at ourselves then shame on us. πŸ™‚

  7. March 12, 2017 at 7:32 am

    Those are great. I think I will rename my bathroom Jim too πŸ™‚

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      That one is brilliant. πŸ™‚

  8. March 12, 2017 at 7:34 am

    I forgot what I was going to say.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      You are never at a loss for words. I'm surprised. πŸ™‚

  9. March 12, 2017 at 9:03 am

    Getting old is tough. I woke up with a headache today. I don't even drink. Ah well.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      Wow, that's talented, Timothy. πŸ™‚

  10. March 12, 2017 at 9:18 am

    Press one for English….that's a great one! Have a lovely day with Zane!

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      We are having a lovely day. Just got home from our cruise. Had tons of fun. πŸ™‚

  11. March 12, 2017 at 10:01 am

    That first one had me laughing so hard, Sandee, and the rest kept me laughing! Thank you so much for sharing, and I hope you have a great day! πŸ˜€

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      I'm glad you found them funny. Some of them aren't so funny when they are happening though. πŸ™‚

  12. Jan
    March 12, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Growing old is not for the weak…loved them all.

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      You're right about that, Jan. πŸ™‚

  13. March 12, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    These are the ones that refer to me Sandee.

    Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

    At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I came in.

    Have a beautiful evening my friends. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 12, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      Yep, I can relate to those as well. You have a beautiful evening too. πŸ™‚

  14. March 12, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Bwahaaaaaaa!!!!!

    • March 13, 2017 at 6:22 am

      You sound like me, Mike. πŸ™‚

  15. March 13, 2017 at 1:41 am

    I can rate to these πŸ™

    • March 13, 2017 at 6:22 am

      Getting old isn't for the weak of heart. πŸ™‚

  16. March 13, 2017 at 7:13 am

    Hi Sandee, this did make me laugh as I've just finished writing a list of all the things I keep meaning to do on the blog but keep forgetting! I would happily tell the world I've been to the Jim several times today!

    xx

    • March 13, 2017 at 9:55 am

      I forget more than I remember. Oh well. πŸ™‚

  17. March 13, 2017 at 10:14 am

    Oh gosh the gym one. That is so me. I am still sporting my yoga pants like a boss though πŸ™‚

    • March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm

      I'm pretty bad about the gym too. I've always got one excuse or another. πŸ™‚

  18. March 13, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    It's always a bad time for old age.

    • March 14, 2017 at 8:18 am

      It sure is, Binky, but the alternative isn't good. I'll take the old age. πŸ™‚

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