Silly Sunday

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THE YEAR 2059 – Part II:

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in the United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Blogitudes
6. Woodsterman
7. Just Out
8. Cranky
9. Cody
10. Tony McGurk
11. Jason Salas
12. Samantha
13. Barb
14. Ann
15. Rajiv
16. Rhonda
17. Jean R.
18. Margs Animals
19. Traveling Bells
20. Kismet
21. Kathe W.
22. Mike Golch
23. Stephanie
24. Angel
25. Mail4Rosey
26. Binky
27. Cube

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  47 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. April 5, 2015 at 2:27 am

    Yikes! Because the last remaining conservative from MA might be me! srsly.

    big hugs xoxo

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:05 am

      Or me Barb. I'm conservative too. 🙂

  2. April 5, 2015 at 2:29 am

    LOL hilarious especially "simultanious" headaches and "fast shutter speed"

    Have a eggtastic silly Easter Sunday Sandee :-h

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:05 am

      Some of these are well on their way Steve. 🙂

  3. April 5, 2015 at 3:43 am

    simultaneous headaches… That one cracked me up

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:06 am

      Me too Ann, me too. 🙂

  4. April 5, 2015 at 4:14 am

    LOL 🙂
    Happy Easter Sunday 🙂

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:06 am

      Happy Easter Sunday to you too Rajiv. 🙂

  5. April 5, 2015 at 4:57 am

    Again these are almost too close to home. the supreme court one is hilarious. Criminals don't get very long terms here in NZ either.

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:07 am

      Some are spot on Rhonda. Remember I live in California, the land of idiots. 🙂

  6. April 5, 2015 at 5:16 am

    These are just mean….especially the one about the camera. LOL

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:08 am

      No these are coming true in many places. Perhaps not where you are, but California, Texas and Florida. They are spot on. 🙂

  7. April 5, 2015 at 5:26 am

    Those are totally hysterical. Love them all. Always a good laugh to come here. Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a great day.

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:08 am

      I'm glad they made you laugh Marg. You have a wonderful Easter Sunday. 🙂

  8. April 5, 2015 at 5:26 am

    " A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, They had simultaneous Headaches. " Now that one is amazing. I never had a headache when it came to sex. After reading 2059, I wonder what was going on in Canada. Maybe it wasn't even there. What do you think? Have a wonderful Easter Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:09 am

      Men never have a headache where sex is concerned, Don't know about Canada. Happy Easter Paul. 🙂

  9. April 5, 2015 at 6:04 am

    Wait, Floruba is already here! These are definitely TOO believable…but still funny.

    Happy Easter to you and Zane. Scritches to LB, and big hugs times two, honey…

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:10 am

      Yep, it depends on where you live. I can see much truth in these.

      Happy Easter to you both honey. Big hugs to you and tons of scritches to the babies. 🙂

  10. April 5, 2015 at 7:19 am

    The pictures from the camera still had to be photoshopped.

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:10 am

      You're probably right Kismet. 🙂

  11. April 5, 2015 at 7:24 am

    Floruba – love that! And fast shutter speed – very funny! These are great, Sandee! 😀 Thank you and I hope you and family have a wonderful Easter Sunday!

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:11 am

      Happy Easter to you and yours too honey. 🙂

  12. April 5, 2015 at 7:29 am

    aie yie yie caramba! Love the registering fly swatters! Going through TSA at LAX the other day R had his teeny tiny nail clippers confiscated so the TSA agent could break off the 1.5 inch nail file. Then it was returned to him. Seriously…

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:11 am

      Yep, TSA is something else. I hate all the stuff they do. 🙂

  13. April 5, 2015 at 7:29 am

    OH and Happy Easter! xoxo

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:12 am

      Happy Easter to you too honey. Scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂

  14. April 5, 2015 at 9:06 am

    Scary stuff in the future, Sandee. … c-)

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:12 am

      Indeed Odie, indeed. 🙂

  15. April 5, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Happy Easter to you and Zane,Sandee. :-h :-f D-)

    • April 5, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      Thank you Mike and Celestine. 🙂

  16. April 5, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    Happy Easter. Thanks for the smiles. I won't tell my husband about the one with the camera…he laughs a little too loudly at anti-women jokes.

    • April 5, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      I play no gender favorites. Everyone and everything is free game. 🙂

  17. April 5, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Happy Easter! You always find such funny stuff, thank you!

    • April 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm

      You're most welcome Mimi. I try. 🙂

  18. April 5, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    the Abortion Clinic one sadly will probably come true 🙁 Hoping you had a wonderful Easter! Thanks so much for adding us! xoxo

    • April 6, 2015 at 7:10 am

      It probably will come true. An no need for the parent to know about it either. You're most welcome for the add. 🙂

  19. April 5, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    God bless you my friend:)..hugzzzzzzzzzzzz! xoxo:-)

    • April 6, 2015 at 7:10 am

      Thank you Angel. Love you to pieces. xoxoxoxoxoxoxox and hugzzzzzzzzzzz too. 🙂

  20. April 6, 2015 at 8:14 am

    Criminals getting punished does often seem to be a violation of their civil rights. Ridiculous, isn't it???

    • April 6, 2015 at 8:41 am

      I live in California. There are very few consequences here. Very few. 🙂

  21. April 6, 2015 at 10:35 am

    What a fun future.

    • April 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      No Binky, not a fun future in some instances. 🙁

  22. April 6, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Floruba? More like Florexico and it's already here.

    • April 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      Yes, it's already here. I live in California. I know it's here. 🙂

  23. April 6, 2015 at 10:44 am

    Oh, where are my manners… I hope you and yours had a pleasant Easter.

    • April 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      We certainly had a fabulous Easter. Thank you. 🙂

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