Morning Rounds

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patientโ€™s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, โ€Canโ€™t you see Iโ€™m sawing this piece of wood in half?โ€

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, โ€Oh. Heโ€™s my friend, but heโ€™s a little crazy. He thinks heโ€™s a light bulb.โ€

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2โ€ฒs face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, โ€If heโ€™s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himselfโ€

Patient #1 replies, โ€What? And work in the dark?โ€

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50 thoughts on “Morning Rounds

  1. Marg says:

    Too funny.At least they are helping each other, one sawing the log in half and the other one providing light. Such a pair. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

  2. Kismet says:

    Without light,the saw could have slipped and really hurt him. The Doctor was the crazy one-he should have pitched in to help by holding the piece of wood to keep it steady. The work goes faster with cooperation.

  3. "Annie" says:

    Laughing…too funny! These two remind me of the characters, 'Thing One' and 'Thing Two,' from Dr. Suess' "The Cat In The Hat."

    Have a great evening, Sandee.

    "Big Hugs" :)))

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