Morning Rounds

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, ”Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, ”Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a light bulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2′s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, ”If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

Patient #1 replies, ”What? And work in the dark?”

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50 Comments on “Morning Rounds”

  1. Too funny.At least they are helping each other, one sawing the log in half and the other one providing light. Such a pair. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

  2. Without light,the saw could have slipped and really hurt him. The Doctor was the crazy one-he should have pitched in to help by holding the piece of wood to keep it steady. The work goes faster with cooperation.

  3. Laughing…too funny! These two remind me of the characters, 'Thing One' and 'Thing Two,' from Dr. Suess' "The Cat In The Hat."

    Have a great evening, Sandee.

    "Big Hugs" :)))

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