A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, ”Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, ”Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a light bulb.”
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2′s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, ”If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”
Patient #1 replies, ”What? And work in the dark?”
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50 thoughts on “Morning Rounds”
lol they sound like quite the duo. 😉
A great team if you ask me. 🙂
Ha ha…great jokes! It makes sense, if remove the bulb, the room will be in darkness hahaha!
That's their logic so go with it. Makes sense to them. 🙂
Wakakaka. ..That's funny. A good one Sandee☺
Strange things happen in those places. Never a dull moment. 🙂
LOL – Maybe they need a flashlight.
Someone is going to have to hold the flashlight though. 🙂
Too funny.At least they are helping each other, one sawing the log in half and the other one providing light. Such a pair. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.
I'm sure they think they are helping each other. Perhaps they are and then again, maybe not. 🙂
A well matched set of roommates. That doesn't happen often. LOL
It's good to have a well matched set of roommates. 🙂
Seems like perfect understanding between the two patients.
Have a great day!
Yep, and only the two of them really understand that understanding. 🙂
Thank you Rajiv. 🙂
Now that makes sense! Scary though.
Enjoy your day. Big hugs, honey…
Those places are always scary yet so entertaining. 🙂
Heeheehee! They do have a sense of their own, don't they!
Yes, they do have a sense of their own. 🙂
Now I know why it's dark. I let my friend come down from the chair.
Have a brilliant Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Yep, you should have known better Paul. Almost cruise time. 🙂
LOL they sound like the terrible twins heheh!
Have a lighttastic day Sandee :-h
Yep, they probably are, but they are getting along very well. 🙂
Hilarious, Sandee! LOL!!! Hope your week is going well. 🙂
Our week is going along very well. Thank you. 🙂
I thought so. I have met people like this when I was working. These things really happen. 🙂
Without light,the saw could have slipped and really hurt him. The Doctor was the crazy one-he should have pitched in to help by holding the piece of wood to keep it steady. The work goes faster with cooperation.
Well, the doctor is the one that doesn't get it. Ask any patient in one of those places…they will tell you. 🙂
It makes sense in a wacko sort of way! Good one! Have a great day!
Everything is kind of wacko in those places. 🙂
Thank you for sharing!
Have a great day! Lots of hugs to you,
You're welcome Beate. You have a great day too. Hugs back. 🙂
Yup! They are two peas in a pod! Thanks for my morning smile!
Yes they are Jean, yes they are. 🙂
Haha! Maybe I ought to not laugh too hard. That could be me someday 🙂
I doubt that. You have your act together. 🙂
LOL. Sounds like patient 1 and patient 2 make a good team 🙂
They do don't they Ann. 🙂
There are times I feel those in the nut-house have it right. Unfortunately those times are becoming more frequent!
Yep, they are happier than most folks too. Imagine that. 🙂
Laughing…too funny! These two remind me of the characters, 'Thing One' and 'Thing Two,' from Dr. Suess' "The Cat In The Hat."
Have a great evening, Sandee.
"Big Hugs" :)))
You're right. I hadn't thought of that. You have a great day Annie. 🙂
Well of course he can't work in the dark! Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggle Sandee!
Hope you are enjoying your Tortie Tuesday!
I love funnies like this. Okay, I'm silly and I know that too. 🙂
I love joke logic 😉
Me too cube, me too. 🙂
hahaha!!! but he has a point right?
Have a nice day Sandee!!
It's good to have a bright friend.