Holy Humor

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People.

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.Β  She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up..”

DID NOAH FISH?Β 

A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?”

“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms.”

Hat tip: Eddie Jo
Image Credit: HBC

38 thoughts on “Holy Humor

  1. Nancy Chan says:

    Thank you, Sandee for sharing these Holy Humor and the 4 religious truth. Good for Johnny, he paid attention in his Sunday School and he remembered his lessons well. Have a fantastic weekend!

  2. Barb says:

    Oh, honey, please. We don't call it the liquor store. We call it the wine store. Because everyone knows that Jesus made wine for crowds and crowds of people. And Jesus also said when he held up his wine glass, β€œDrink from it, all of you." And so we do. And now you know more about that. mmm hmmm….

    big hugs xoxo

  3. Jean R. says:

    I can always count on starting out my day with a laugh when I come here. Laughed out loud over the two Baptist in a liquor store…so true around here.

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