Rocket Science

Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

Amtrak engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers. Frozen Chicken Joke

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.

The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo: ‘Defrost the chicken.’

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46 thoughts on “Rocket Science

  1. Skunkfeathers says:

    Shoplifter gets caught with a frozen chicken in his coat. When asked what he was doing he responded…"I was just minding my business and this frozen chicken flew under my coat". Said the investigator.."a frozen chicken?" "Where would YOU go to get warm?"

    Seymour didn't get it…

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