During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People.
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up..”
DID NOAH FISH?Â
A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?”
“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms.”
Hat tip: Eddie Jo
Image Credit: HBC
Good points in the first one, but the good samaritan was my favorite.
The gal that sent me these is very religious, but she has a great sense of humor. 🙂
Thank you, Sandee for sharing these Holy Humor and the 4 religious truth. Good for Johnny, he paid attention in his Sunday School and he remembered his lessons well. Have a fantastic weekend!
Thanks Nancy, I'm having a wonderful weekend. 🙂
Oh, honey, please. We don't call it the liquor store. We call it the wine store. Because everyone knows that Jesus made wine for crowds and crowds of people. And Jesus also said when he held up his wine glass, “Drink from it, all of you." And so we do. And now you know more about that. mmm hmmm….
big hugs xoxo
Well, there you go. Now I get it. Thanks for the explanation. 🙂
there sure isn't much recognition in religion is there? Love the answer to did Noah fish
Not really for some that is. Yes the Noah and fishing one was really good. 🙂
Thanks for the morning smiles!
You're most welcome. 🙂
Haha…love Barb's response! And I am in complete agreement.
It is 29 outside. Me no likey. FL……soon!
Big hugs, honey…
I'm in agreement with Barb too. We all shop at the wine store. 🙂
They all sure made our Mom laugh out loud. The Good Samaritan was a good one. Sandee, you and Zane have a super Saturday.
I'm glad Marg. It's good to have a laugh on Saturday. 🙂
Little Johnny is a brilliant little guy.
Have a brilliant Saturday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Well, he is quick on hi feet Paul. You have a brilliant Saturday too and stay warm. 🙂
I can always count on starting out my day with a laugh when I come here. Laughed out loud over the two Baptist in a liquor store…so true around here.
I laughed at that one too, and I know some of those folks. 🙂
Ya' gotta have worms to fish. 🙂
Have a great weekend!
You sure do. 🙂
Once again, visions of Art Linkletter.
Yes indeed Joe, yes indeed. 🙂
LOL you gotta love Johnny too
have a holytastic day Sandee :-h
I do love Johnny. I know a couple of Johnny's and there is never a dull moment. 🙂
LOL! I laughed the hardest at the Baptists not recognizing each other at the liquor store! 🙂
I did too Linda. I know some of those folks too. 🙂
never lose that sense of humor..LOL Baptists 🙂 hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! xoxoxoxox
Don't worry Angel, I never will. Love you back sweetie. 🙂
Lol! I'm with that little girl!
Yep, she's smarter than a whip indeed. 🙂
Just two worms…it's a fishing joke. My husband will appreciate that!
Yes it is Stephanie. It's logic too. 🙂
good one! 🙂 :-h :-f :-* d-)
Thanks Mike, I thought so too. 🙂
In ever considered Noah's fishing restraints before. The 1st joke is great Sandee
I liked the first one pretty good too Tony. 🙂
Well maybe Noah used lures.
Did they have lures back then? Perhaps there were only two fish too. 🙂