“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” – Winston Churchill
“Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” – Unknown
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones
“I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” – Unknown
“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.” – Ethel Mumford
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” – Robert Purvis
“The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” – George Jessel
“America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.” – Unknown
“Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?” – Unknown
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth
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Brilliant quotes especially the human brain one LOL
Have a quotetastic day Sandee g-)
It's so true isn't it? Yes it is. 🙂
Another great collection. My favorite is the smoking one.
Yep, that one is spot on. 🙂
Brilliant…all of them!
Big hugs, honey…
Yes they are honey. 🙂
I too wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a fantastic day. Can;t wait to hear about the big visit.
Me too Marg. Mosquitoes love me a lot. 🙂
have seen some of these but I love them!!! These are great for status updates for facebook!
xoxoxo
catchatwithcarenandcody
Yes they are Caren. Have a great trip. 🙂
“Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” I love it and I totally agree.
Have a mosquitoesless Tuesday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
There are lots of things that are useful that I don't care for, but mosquitoes don't seem to have any real use. I'm sure they do, and I just don't know. 🙂
I love all of these quotes…especially the one about Noah and friends.
Have a great day!
I agree with you on both. 🙂
LOL!!! These are hilarious, Sandee! Noah swatting the mosquitoes had me laughing the hardest! They are annoying little things! 🙂 I hope your week is fantastic!
Yes they are Linda. We had a most wonderful weekend. 🙂
The one about losing weight is soooo true.
Sad isn't it. It's true, but it's sad. 🙂
It was tense…. Love that one =))
Love them all. Some I'd not heard before. 🙂
I'd have been happy if Noah just swatted one of those mosquitos.
Yep, that would have done the same thing. 🙂
Oh yes Sandee, if only Noah had swatted the mosquitoes, then we don't have to be plagued by the dengue virus and other mosquitoes bearing sicknesses. They are all great ones.
They do carry a lot of ugly don't they. 🙂
Yep, the last one strikes a memory
For all of us. The girls aren't any better. 🙂
These are all good. I love the last one. And yes, yes, yes to the mosquitoes. 🙂
Looks like we are in agreement about those pesky mosquitoes. 🙂
Haha, way too many funny gems here to pick just one favorite!
They are all good. 🙂
Now that I'm not a smoker any more I totally agree with that one….lol
Yep, I'm not a smoker anymore either and I sure don't want to smell that nasty smoke. 🙂
Noah could have taken care of the termites, flies, and roaches while he was at it. And fleas, except that i'll bet more than two of them came, on the animals.
Thanks for the giggle today!
I don't care for fleas either. Little Bit doesn't like them either. 🙂
LOL Loved the Churchill quote and the speaking in public one is certainly true for me.
Churchill was brilliant. 🙂
Those were really good—liked the Churchill one about dumb voters. Thank god we live in a republic and not quite yet a democracy—may we never get there.
I agree about democracy. May we never get there. 🙂
Hahahaha! Those made me giggle and nod in agreement!
Hope you're having a wonderful day! Scritches to Little Bit!
Little Bit is so happy we're home. So are we although we had a great time. 🙂
LOVE all of these but the smoking section one is priceless.
It is a good one indeed. I hate trying to eat while smelling all that cigarette smoke. 🙂
I have another one- "Don't believe everything you think" Cheers!
That's a great one Kathe. It's so true too. 🙂
The best – “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?”
That's a good one indeed. 🙂
LOL, that first quote is far too accurate to be funny. 😉 – http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com
It sure is. 🙂
We rarely appreciate our parent's wisdom enough.
We sure don't until we get out on our own. 🙂