Country Favorites
Top Ten Country Songs:
I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’
Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s like You’re Still Here
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is…
It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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hahaha! "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day" and "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here" perfectly describes how I felt when I was driving back from my final divorce hearing. srsly.
Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
I love all of these. Yes indeed. 🙂
She's looking better with every beer and I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few must have been written by the same person 🙂
Probably so Ann. 🙂
These are great. I used to be a huge fan of country music, but it doesn't exist in this country?
No country music in New Zealand? Yikes. 🙂
Those are so terrific. I bet they would make great songs too. And probably very truthful in some ways, Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Yes they would Marg. 🙂
Good ones! Roche' is laughing so hard he is holding his little sides!
smiles, bee
xoxo
Roche is holding his little sides? I'd love to see that. 🙂
They are all hits especially the last one, " It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day." That one will make a lot of money or else. Ha,ha,ha. You and your family have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yes, that's probably one of my favorites too Paul. 🙂
I listen to a lot of country western and some of these could actually make it to the top ten. LOL
I'm sure they could Jean. 🙂
Hahaha…these are brilliant, and would probably be a bit hit. Still smiling.
Scritches to Little Bit, and big hugs to you and Zane, honey…
I'm thinking many of them would top the charts. 🙂
Big hits you have here! All top tens for sure 🙂 I am still fairly partial to a "Boy named Sue" and "All my exes" can't help but laugh each time I hear them. Have a great day!
I love both of those two Jen. Yes I do. 🙂
LOL they are all hilarious My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him LMAO
Have a twangtastic day Sandee :-h c-)
I'm sure this has happened more than once Steve. 🙂
Now I'll have these songs stuck in my head all day.
Sorry Joe. I really am. 🙂
A few of those hit too close to home.
Yes, they do here too. 🙂
off to a good start today with these giggles! Thanks and Happy Day to you and Zane and of course LB!
Well, have a great day Kathe and we'll do the same. 🙂
lol well ya gotta love a good country song, hahahaha
And most of us do too. 🙂
That last one — yes! It's true!
I think it's impossible. 🙂
"She's looking better with every beer"! Been there done that and it's the fricking truth.
I think most of us have done this one in our younger years. Frightening isn't it. 🙂
Did you know I have every one of those? c-)
I do now, and I've got most of them myself. 🙂
good ones some of the things you come up with cracks me up 🙂
People send me tons of cool stuff. I love that. You do too. 🙂
Hilarious! I can always count on you to release endorphins…Laughing…Love and miss you. 🙂
Have a super great day!
Ann
Hi Annie. It's great to see a comment from you. I miss you bunches. Love you to pieces. 🙂
ROFL!
County music is way different than many other types of music. 🙂
My Monday mornings are happier because of your blog Sandee!! laughing hard in the office right now. Thanks!!
You have a great day!!
Well, if you understand country music then you're laughing at this one. 🙂
Hmm, I think a few of those are still in rotation on my iphone. Megan has taken a liking to old country songs. Her newest favorites are 16 tons and Kawliga. We love singing along to them together!
Oh how fun. Singing country songs with mom is great fun. 🙂
Them'r some zingers!
Yes they are Jason. 🙂
True classics. I think.
They are indeed Binky. 🙂
Here are a few real titles, Th an God & Greyhound She's Gone, Prop Me Up Against the Jukebox When I Die, and the all time inspirational favorite, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life. Sorry I'm late with these.
Oh these are good ones too and I remember all three. 🙂
laughing, the list is awesome