A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’, he replies.
‘Put them back, it’s a waste of money’, demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it’s half the price.’
HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7!
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50 thoughts on “Wal-Mart”
hahahaha!!! We (wives) always win don't we?
Have a nice day Sandee!
Well, we may not really win, but they let us and that works. 🙂
ha! He does have a valid point. Once in a row. :))
Have a funtabuous day! xoxo
Yes he does. You have a funtabulous day too. 🙂
I don't think I would wanna upset her LOL
Have a facecreamtastic day Sandee :-h
You're a wise man, but I've always known that about you. 🙂
Oh that is EXACTLY something my hubby would say, except he doesn't drink. Lol.
Bless his heart. 🙂
He he he :))
I thought so too. I hope dad gets well soon. 🙂
have a great day!
Smart and painful. 🙂
Haha indeed Bearman. 🙂
How true that is for many. LOL
Yes indeed Jean, for many. 🙂
Good one Sandee. That made me laugh out loud. You and Zane and Little Bit have a super duper day.
They were both being naughty if you ask me. 🙂
Poor thang. He will be better in a day or two. Good one!
Big hugs from hawt nawth jawjah, honey…
That wasn't very nice was it. 🙂
LOL!!!! Oh, my….hilarious! 🙂
Hilarious and painful. 🙂
Oh my, I would never want to upset my wife like that. Maybe he should put that face cream on his face. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a face full of cream Thursday Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit. See ya.
You wouldn't think of upsetting your wife at all. 🙂
Ha ha..quite a common thing with most husbands and wives during their shopping trip!
Yes, I've heard some things similar while shopping. Then the fight broke out. 🙂
Putting a new twist on an old scenario never fails. Good one!
Yep, you got to change them up now and then. 🙂
I too, have noticed that booze is often the best beauty cream! Good one Sandee!
It works for us gals too Ron. 🙂
The indent in his forehead will heal in time 😉
I agree Mike. Hey to Seymour. 🙂
giggle, chortle, snort……excellent laugh for today! Have a terrific day! Big hugs to all 3 of you!
Russell would never do this to you and you'd let him have the beer as long as he shared them with you. 🙂
Those 24 cans will also help dull the pain that she is about to inflict on him.
I agree with you on this one. 🙂
Heeheehee! Sometimes you've got to know when to be quiet!
And it's hard to keep those lips shut at times. 🙂
Not only is the beer cheaper but if he drinks enough of it at one time he'll pass out and she won't have to listen to him for a while….lol
There's a thought. Bless his heart. 🙂
Beauty is in the eye of the boozeholder.
Amen to that. 🙂
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Another one of those great "I didn't see that coming" jokes. My dad would have loved that one!
I love these kinds of jokes, but I rather on the demented side. 🙂
If it takes 24 cans, she has a problem.
I agree Binky. 🙂
Ouch. Looks like he's going to be pulling some couch time for a while.
For a long while. 🙂
Mean, but really funny.
Yes mean, but funny. 🙂