Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, ”Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?”
The other guy says, ”Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
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52 thoughts on “Two Rednecks”
Ha ha! I like this story, Sandee. Have a fantastic day!
I liked it too and it happens more than not. 🙂
lol sometimes that's how it goes 🙂
Oftentimes this is how it goes. 🙂
Heeheehee! He does some interesting math!
Yes he does, but it's accurate. 🙂
Good point. Sandee, you and Zane have one fantastic day.
Yep, and I'll bet there are other hobbies that are far more expensive. 🙂
Most hobbies are more expensive that we care to admit. But that's why they're hobbies. Just sayin'.
I agree with you. It doesn't matter if you love your hobby. Yours is photography, ours is boating. Both expensive. 🙂
Let me guess, the second guy works in government purchasing. He's the one that buys the kabillion dollar toilets. Up early today. Make it a great day, dear! Best to your hubby!
You're probably right. I don't like how the government spends my tax money. Not one bit. 🙂
Haha! I have had fishing trips like that! You might be a redneck if….. Have a great day!
Yes, you might be a redneck if… 🙂
Have a great day!
You have a great day too. 🙂
I wonder if these idiots threw the fish back? ha,ha,ha.
Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Rednecks aren't idiots Paul. They are awesome folks. 🙂
Bet he was a blond redneck too! 😀
Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee!
They might be Sharla. I hadn't thought of that. 🙂
LOL we can safely say he is not the full shilling
Have an expensivetastic day Sandee :-h
No, but I love rednecks a lot more than some other nose in the air folks. 🙂
Math is not my long suit either, but I did get the joke.
I took way too much math in college. What was I thinking. 🙂
Are you certain that these two don't commute from Virginia to Washington DC and their jobs with the Budget Office?
You know they might do just that. 🙂
Can I post this on my fb page?
Yes you can take anything from this site and post of Facebook. 🙂
LOL times two. 🙂
You're welcome Michelle. 🙂
ahhhhhh new math!
Yes, new math. 🙂
LOL! They sound like my husband's family! 😀
They sound like some of my family too. 🙂
That puts a whole new perspective on things doesn't it. It is a good thing they only caught one…lol
It makes sense to him and that's all that matters. 🙂
Haha! Well, at least he found something positive in it, even if it was way off!
Finding the positive in any situation is the right way to approach things. 🙂
That is a good one 🙂 I love Jeff Foxxworthy.
I love Jeff Foxxworthy too. 🙂
Blonde rednecks? *Seymour is ROFLHAO*
Tell Seymour that this should surprise him one bit. He's been all around this country so he knows things first hand. Or is that first rock. 🙂
Yep, really lucky.
Perspective is a wonderful thing. 🙂
Ha Ha!!! A funny one Sandee although I think it should've been 2 blondes that went fishing.
You're not the only one that thought they might be blonde. 🙂
My my what an expensive fish! HaHaHaHa!! smiles today thank you Sandee.
It would have helped more if they would have caught more. Hobbies are expensive. 🙂
I don't hear very many RedNeck jokes, Sandee. This is a good one!! Bwah!!
I love rednecks. My family had its share of rednecks. Good folks. 🙂