A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.
Woman: I see you drink beer.
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?
Man: About $5.00 including the tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Woman: Did you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Hat tip: Odie of Woodsterman
Image Credit: Discover Magazine
40 thoughts on “All About Beer”
He has a very good point there…lol I personally wouldn't drink beer, can't stand the taste or even the smell of it. I did however drink it back in the day before I was legally allowed to
About the only time I'll drink a beer is with pizza. One cold beer with my pizza. Very rare. 🙂
Well it is nice to have a good laugh this morning. Sandee you and Zane have a fantastic Saturday.
Glad I could make you laugh Marg. 🙂
Heeheehee! My beer money went for car repairs!
I bought some non-alcoholic beer for a buddy yesterday. That's about it for us and beer around here. 🙂
Have a great day!
You have a great day too. 🙂
Yeah- really! She should have just minded her own business! Good one! Have a great weekend! Hugs to you and Zane!
Perhaps she was just being a pill. Some people just can't help themselves. 🙂
I've noticed how judgmental those who drive a Prius can be…about beer, about economy, about life.
Spot on Jan, spot on. I've noticed the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JPZskYKUvY – perfect video on the subject. 🙂
I do not drink beer and do not have a Ferrari. He he! Have a beautiful day!
I don't want a Ferrari either. 🙂
I don't trust Prius drivers. Probably because they vote for people who ruined the Honda Civic. Did you know a Honda Civic 40 years ago could get 50 miles to the gallon? Progress has brought us the Prius. c-)
Yep, the Honda Civic was the most economical way back in the day. 🙂
LOL!!! What Ferrari? 🙂 Happy Mother's Day to you, dear Sandee.
Thanks Linda. You have a happy Mother's Day too. 🙂
Serves her right lmao
Have a ferrarilesstastic day Sandee :-h
Yes, she was sticking her nose where it didn't belong for sure. 🙂
Hard to explain the female mind at times! Little wonder I drive a compact!
Sometimes it's hard to explain the male mind at times too. 🙂
Good one 🙂
Thank you. 🙂
Good conversation. It is difficult to make men understand what they do…
And even more difficult to make women understand what men do. 🙂
Beer is good for your mental health.
I'd rather have champagne. You can have the beer. 🙂
Great response to that nosey female. Haha
Have a happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey…
Yes, I agree. You have a happy Saturday too honey. 🙂
I LOVE it. Great point!
It is isn't it. Have a fabulous day. 🙂
If he'd have bought her a beer she wouldn't have been lecturing him.
You're probably right Jim. 🙂
Hi Sandee, I was just thinking I should show your post to my husband when I read the last line, which would most definitely be his argument. Who needs a Ferrari anyway?
I sure don't want a Ferrari. 🙂
Cute response. I gave up beer because of the carbs, but when I drank it, I used to drink at home… much cheaper that way. No way I'd have a Ferrari.
Drinking at home is always cheaper. 🙂
Maybe she's smart and bought a rocket instead.
I doubt it. but you never know. 🙂