The Shopping Trip
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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bahaha! I've heard it before but it's still funny!
big hugs hon xoxo
Me too, and yes it's still funny. 🙂
It's an oldie but a goodie. He's a clever man 🙂
He's clever, but his wife won't think so. 🙂
Hahwahhwhahhwhaha Oh that did make me laugh , Big hugs xxoxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Yep, me too. Big hugs back. 🙂
That is good one. Payback is always fun. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Payback is great fun indeed. You all have a great day too Marg. 🙂
Now isn't that true. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday Sandee. I missed you & Bee a great deal. After I set up my pictures, I'll write my blog, probably tomorrow. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Can't wait to hear all about your cruise. I missed you too. 🙂
Gross but very funny!
Gross yes, funny too. 🙂
What was it? Tampons…tampons…tum pills…bon bons…buttons…beaters…beer…YES, BEER.
Don't send a man to the store for anything…except maybe beer.
Beer it is. I agree. 🙂
tit for tat….
have a great day!
He payed her back very well. 🙂
I don't think there will be any rolling in the hay at that house.
Not for a very long time. 🙂
bahahaha She'll get him a carton next time. 😉
I'm pretty sure you're right. 🙂
Men! How are you doing? Hey are you on Facebook?
He was very clever.
I'm doing fine and yes I'm on Facebook. 🙂
LOL I don't fancy his chances when he gets home
Have a cheaptastic day Sandee 🙂
Zero is about his chances at anything. 🙂
Wife will NOT be happy! It's going to be "cold" in that house for a few days. LOL!
May be cold for more than a few days. 🙂
Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaa!!! Good one Sandee. That would be so funny to do in real life
I wouldn't try this with Michelle Tony. 🙂
oh hahahah that'll teach HER! I wonder what he will have for dinner tonight?
Whatever he fixes is what he'll have for dinner tonight. 🙂
No rumpy pumpy for this guy in quite awhile!
Big hugs from your fave island, honey…WYWH!
I wish I was there with you honey. 🙂
Ay yi yi! He's in trouble!
Hope you're having a wonderful Tortie Tuesday! Smooches to Little Bit!
Well, she was pretty awful to him too. 🙂
Hehehe =))
Yep, I laughed out loud too. 🙂
Heeheehee! Well, turn about is fair play!
She had this coming. I agree. 🙂
I hope he has a comfy couch.
Or doghouse. 🙂
Hahahahaha! Oh my!
He got her good. 🙂
It's good to make things.
Rolling his smokes will be far easier than what she needs to do. 🙂
lol, this one is utterly cracked!