The Shopping Trip

istockphoto-1053076532-612x612A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: iStock

45 thoughts on “The Shopping Trip

  1. joeh says:

    What was it? Tampons…tampons…tum pills…bon bons…buttons…beaters…beer…YES, BEER.

    Don't send a man to the store for anything…except maybe beer.

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