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Polish Divorce:
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
“Have you any grounds?”
“Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.”
“No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It made of concrete.”
“I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
“No, we have carport, and not need one.”
“I mean what are your relations like?”
“All my relations still in Poland.”
“Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”
“Does your wife beat you up?”
“No, I always up before her.”
“Why do you want this divorce?”
“She going to kill me.”
“What makes you think that?”
“I got proof.”
“What kind of proof?”
“She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: Polish Remover!
Hat tip: Linda W.
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LOL brilliant an you imagine trying to communicate like that haha! :-O
Have communicadotastic SSS :-f
It has to be difficult. Very difficult. 🙂
Heeheehee! Thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
You too, my friend, you too. 🙂
I like that, it is cute. That poor guy. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful day.
English is not easy to learn. 🙂
That made me chuckle, thanks for sharing!
You're most welcome. Good clean fun. 🙂
English can be a tricky language. Thanks for the giggle
You're welcome, Jan. 🙂
Groan. Another Polish joke.
No this one in nail polish, not polish. Just saying. 🙂
ROTFL Sandee! Absolutely hilarious! I hope you had a great weekend, dear friend. 🙂
It's very hot here to we came back home yesterday afternoon. When it's triple digits it's too got to be outside all day. 🙂
I am Polish and I think this is a hoot 🙂
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I think that this man can forget the divorce and maybe go to have an English lesson.
Have a great Sunday afternoon Sandee ^ Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Probably would be a good thing to do. Bless his heart. 🙂
I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that. My co-worker is looking at me funny. XD
I thought this was good clean fun. Who knew he was sacred of nail polish remover. 🙂
Good one!! Mine is up and it is a good one(in my opion) :)) :-f :-h d-)
I love your blue tooth joke. 🙂
bwa hahahahah! Have a great day!
I thought it was a cute joke. 🙂
LOL good thing he reads english so good
He's a smart one for sure and he knows she's out to get him. 🙂
This is funny, I can just see the look on his face lol
He's convinced she's trying to get rid of him. 🙂
I wasn't expecting that. Good one.
I wasn't either. I loved the ending. 🙂
Aww! I want to know how the lawyer responded!!!
To be fair to the Polish guy, English is a difficult language.
I agree that English is a difficult language. 🙂
Maybe it's for sausages.
One never knows for sure. 🙂
LOL! That's hilarious!
English can be ever so difficult. 🙂
hahaha!! "polish remover" nailed it!
Glad to be able to visit you again Sandee! things are getting better here. Thank you for being with me!
I'm glad things are getting better. I've been worried about you. Prayers still in progress. 🙂