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Polish Divorce:

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

“Have you any grounds?”

“Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.”

“No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It made of concrete.”

“I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”

“No, we have carport, and not need one.”

“I mean what are your relations like?”

“All my relations still in Poland.”

“Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”

“Does your wife beat you up?”

“No, I always up before her.”

“Why do you want this divorce?”

“She going to kill me.”

“What makes you think that?”

“I got proof.”

“What kind of proof?”

“She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: Polish Remover!

Hat tip: Linda W.

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  38 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. July 23, 2017 2:43 am at 2:43 am

    LOL brilliant an you imagine trying to communicate like that haha! :-O

    Have communicadotastic SSS :-f

    • July 23, 2017 3:12 pm at 3:12 pm

      It has to be difficult. Very difficult. πŸ™‚

  2. July 23, 2017 3:43 am at 3:43 am

    Heeheehee! Thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • July 23, 2017 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm

      You too, my friend, you too. πŸ™‚

  3. July 23, 2017 4:32 am at 4:32 am

    I like that, it is cute. That poor guy. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful day.

    • July 23, 2017 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm

      English is not easy to learn. πŸ™‚

  4. July 23, 2017 6:56 am at 6:56 am

    That made me chuckle, thanks for sharing!

    • July 23, 2017 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm

      You're most welcome. Good clean fun. πŸ™‚

  5. Jan
    July 23, 2017 6:57 am at 6:57 am

    English can be a tricky language. Thanks for the giggle

    • July 23, 2017 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm

      You're welcome, Jan. πŸ™‚

  6. July 23, 2017 7:20 am at 7:20 am

    Groan. Another Polish joke.

    • July 23, 2017 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm

      No this one in nail polish, not polish. Just saying. πŸ™‚

  7. July 23, 2017 9:18 am at 9:18 am

    ROTFL Sandee! Absolutely hilarious! I hope you had a great weekend, dear friend. πŸ™‚

    • July 23, 2017 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm

      It's very hot here to we came back home yesterday afternoon. When it's triple digits it's too got to be outside all day. πŸ™‚

  8. July 23, 2017 9:53 am at 9:53 am

    I am Polish and I think this is a hoot πŸ™‚

    • July 23, 2017 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm

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  9. July 23, 2017 11:12 am at 11:12 am

    I think that this man can forget the divorce and maybe go to have an English lesson.

    Have a great Sunday afternoon Sandee ^ Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 23, 2017 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm

      Probably would be a good thing to do. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  10. July 23, 2017 11:51 am at 11:51 am

    I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that. My co-worker is looking at me funny. XD

    • July 23, 2017 3:16 pm at 3:16 pm

      I thought this was good clean fun. Who knew he was sacred of nail polish remover. πŸ™‚

  11. July 23, 2017 12:03 pm at 12:03 pm

    Good one!! Mine is up and it is a good one(in my opion) :)) :-f :-h d-)

    • July 23, 2017 3:16 pm at 3:16 pm

      I love your blue tooth joke. πŸ™‚

  12. July 23, 2017 4:21 pm at 4:21 pm

    bwa hahahahah! Have a great day!

    • July 24, 2017 6:48 am at 6:48 am

      I thought it was a cute joke. πŸ™‚

  13. July 23, 2017 4:22 pm at 4:22 pm

    LOL good thing he reads english so good

    • July 24, 2017 6:48 am at 6:48 am

      He's a smart one for sure and he knows she's out to get him. πŸ™‚

  14. July 23, 2017 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm

    This is funny, I can just see the look on his face lol

    • July 24, 2017 6:48 am at 6:48 am

      He's convinced she's trying to get rid of him. πŸ™‚

  15. July 24, 2017 1:10 am at 1:10 am

    I wasn't expecting that. Good one.

    • July 24, 2017 6:49 am at 6:49 am

      I wasn't either. I loved the ending. πŸ™‚

  16. July 24, 2017 2:19 pm at 2:19 pm

    Aww! I want to know how the lawyer responded!!!

    To be fair to the Polish guy, English is a difficult language.

    • July 24, 2017 2:50 pm at 2:50 pm

      I agree that English is a difficult language. πŸ™‚

  17. July 24, 2017 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm

    Maybe it's for sausages.

    • July 25, 2017 5:34 am at 5:34 am

      One never knows for sure. πŸ™‚

  18. July 25, 2017 6:14 pm at 6:14 pm

    LOL! That's hilarious!

    • July 26, 2017 7:47 am at 7:47 am

      English can be ever so difficult. πŸ™‚

  19. July 26, 2017 12:40 am at 12:40 am

    hahaha!! "polish remover" nailed it!

    Glad to be able to visit you again Sandee! things are getting better here. Thank you for being with me!

    • July 26, 2017 7:47 am at 7:47 am

      I'm glad things are getting better. I've been worried about you. Prayers still in progress. πŸ™‚

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