Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”
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48 thoughts on “Silly Sunday”
Yes, I'm up at 3:30 am on a Sunday. Weirdness, but it happens. Anyway, I love this joke. He got his in the end.
Yikes, I hate waking up in the middle of the night. I hope you got a nap. 🙂
LOL well that told him haha!
Have a teenieweenietastic day Sandee :-h
That did tell him indeed. 🙂
That reminds me of the time I gave my wife a dutch oven.
Bwahahahahahaha, you crack me up. 🙂
ah yes, revenge is sweet 🙂 He deserved that one
Yes he did. You never, ever do that. 🙂
Good stuff, thanks for sharing!
You're most welcome. 🙂
Heeheehee! Good for her!
It's a great comeback. 🙂
Smart gal, that wife. He got what he deserved. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.
I agree Marg, I agree. 🙂
Yep, that's what I thought too. 🙂
Stupid husband. A husband should never make a comment like that if he plans on ever having any sex. Stupid man.
Have a great Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Smart husbands know this Paul, dumb ones don't. 🙂
The perfect come-back! Caulk one up for the wife.
Yep, she won this round. 🙂
Bwwwwwah!!!!! Love it!
Me too Caren. I laughed out loud. Scritches to Cody and Dakota. 🙂
Hahahahaaaaa…don'tmake fun of BBQ grill, there will be a backfire!
Have a great Sunday!
I huge one too. You have a great Sunday too. 🙂
Was it gas or charcoal?
I'm thinking gas, but one never knows. 🙂
bwa hahahah serves him right!
It sure does Kathe. 🙂
Smart wife to come up with the perfect answer! Have a great Sunday!
She did have some time to plan her revenge. 🙂
LOL!!! 🙂 🙂
LOL indeed. 🙂
Exactly Tony, exactly. 🙂
Dear Sandee, Perfection!!!
Have a wonderful Sunday. xoxo Catherine
Perfection for her, him not so much. You have a wonderful Sunday too. 🙂
Good come back, although what an idiot for thinking he would get some after the BBQ remark. Thanks for the giggles.
Yep, he wasn't thinking long term at all. 🙂
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! She put him in his place!! :)) :-h :-f
He sure did. 🙂
Hi! Sandee what a good Sunday morning laugh…
It's good to be back!
Hi Sam. Long time no see. Good to see you back. 🙂
Glad everyone enjoyed it. I sure did.
The joke. that is. Har!
big hugs xoxo
It's an old one but its funny. 🙂
Maybe next time he will think before speaking.
We can hope Binky, we can hope. 🙂
Bwahahahahahaha!! He even took time to measure huh..now he gets what he deserved :))
He sure did get what he deserved. That was not a nice thing he did. 🙂