Silly Sunday

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The BBQ:

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.

“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

Hat tip: Barb from The Swamp

Silly Sunday Participants

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2. bethere2day
3. Agent 54
4. messymimi
5. Uncle Skip
6. Tony McGurk
7. Mike Golch
8. Cranky
9. Woodsterman
10. Linda
11. Samantha
12. totsymae

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. August 23, 2015 at 12:34 am

    Yes, I'm up at 3:30 am on a Sunday. Weirdness, but it happens. Anyway, I love this joke. He got his in the end.

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      Yikes, I hate waking up in the middle of the night. I hope you got a nap. πŸ™‚

  2. August 23, 2015 at 1:21 am

    LOL well that told him haha!

    Have a teenieweenietastic day Sandee :-h

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:44 pm

      That did tell him indeed. πŸ™‚

  3. August 23, 2015 at 1:25 am

    That reminds me of the time I gave my wife a dutch oven.

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:44 pm

      Bwahahahahahaha, you crack me up. πŸ™‚

  4. Ann
    August 23, 2015 at 1:47 am

    ah yes, revenge is sweet πŸ™‚ He deserved that one

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:44 pm

      Yes he did. You never, ever do that. πŸ™‚

  5. August 23, 2015 at 2:55 am

    Good stuff, thanks for sharing!

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  6. August 23, 2015 at 4:42 am

    Heeheehee! Good for her!

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      It's a great comeback. πŸ™‚

  7. August 23, 2015 at 4:43 am

    Smart gal, that wife. He got what he deserved. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      I agree Marg, I agree. πŸ™‚

  8. August 23, 2015 at 5:23 am

    :-* w-)

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      Yep, that's what I thought too. πŸ™‚

  9. August 23, 2015 at 5:40 am

    Stupid husband. A husband should never make a comment like that if he plans on ever having any sex. Stupid man.

    Have a great Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      Smart husbands know this Paul, dumb ones don't. πŸ™‚

  10. August 23, 2015 at 5:54 am

    The perfect come-back! Caulk one up for the wife.

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      Yep, she won this round. πŸ™‚

  11. August 23, 2015 at 6:33 am

    Bwwwwwah!!!!! Love it!


    • August 23, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      Me too Caren. I laughed out loud. Scritches to Cody and Dakota. πŸ™‚

  12. August 23, 2015 at 6:44 am

    Hahahahaaaaa…don'tmake fun of BBQ grill, there will be a backfire!
    Have a great Sunday!

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      I huge one too. You have a great Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  13. August 23, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Was it gas or charcoal?

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:48 pm

      I'm thinking gas, but one never knows. πŸ™‚

  14. August 23, 2015 at 7:43 am

    bwa hahahah serves him right!

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:48 pm

      It sure does Kathe. πŸ™‚

  15. August 23, 2015 at 9:26 am

    Smart wife to come up with the perfect answer! Have a great Sunday!

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:49 pm

      She did have some time to plan her revenge. πŸ™‚

  16. August 23, 2015 at 10:48 am

    LOL!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  17. August 23, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    Wife 1
    Husband 0

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:49 pm

      Exactly Tony, exactly. πŸ™‚

  18. August 23, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    Dear Sandee, Perfection!!!
    Have a wonderful Sunday. xoxo Catherine

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:50 pm

      Perfection for her, him not so much. You have a wonderful Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  19. August 23, 2015 at 1:40 pm

    Good come back, although what an idiot for thinking he would get some after the BBQ remark. Thanks for the giggles.

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:51 pm

      Yep, he wasn't thinking long term at all. πŸ™‚

  20. August 23, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! She put him in his place!! :)) :-h :-f

  21. Sam
    August 23, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    Hi! Sandee what a good Sunday morning laugh…

    It's good to be back!

    • August 23, 2015 at 4:52 pm

      Hi Sam. Long time no see. Good to see you back. πŸ™‚

  22. August 24, 2015 at 1:21 am

    Glad everyone enjoyed it. I sure did.

    The joke. that is. Har!

    big hugs xoxo

    • August 24, 2015 at 8:38 am

      It's an old one but its funny. πŸ™‚

  23. August 24, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    Maybe next time he will think before speaking.

    • August 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

      We can hope Binky, we can hope. πŸ™‚

  24. August 25, 2015 at 3:21 am

    Bwahahahahahaha!! He even took time to measure he gets what he deserved :))

    • August 25, 2015 at 7:14 am

      He sure did get what he deserved. That was not a nice thing he did. πŸ™‚

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