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The Farmer:
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”
He nodded his head and said, “Yes ma’am,” and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, “Are they nice and pink like this?”
The farmer said, “Yes,” and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, “Are they as fuzzy as this?”
He again said, “Yes,” and broke down crying.
She asked, “Why on earth are you crying?”
Drying his eyes he replied, “The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I’m gonna get screwed out of my peaches.”
Hat tip: Linda W.
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LMAO he just hasn't had much luck lately, I dread to think what she would have done if he was selling melons 🙁
Have a peachtastic SSS :-f
Well, he's going to be with her and that's a plus, right? 🙂
Farming is tough.
It sure is for him. 🙂
ROFLMAO that poor guy.
If he didn't have bad luck he's have no luck at all. 🙂
Heeheehee! Bless his heart. Hope you have a lovely Sunday!
Yes bless his heart. You have a lovely Sunday too. 🙂
He's got financial problems, lol
He does indeed. 🙂
That is funny.
If he wants to sell his peaches he needs to move on to another house. 🙂
I'm crying right now. I'd better see my wife right now.
Have a exciting Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Okay, Paul. You have an exciting Sunday too. 🙂
Too funny, Good one Sandee. Sandee, hope you and Zane have a wonderful day.
I just love jokes like this. You have a wonderful day too, Marg. 🙂
teehee…..have a splendid day! xoxo to you and Zane
You have a splendid day too. Big hugs to you and Russell. 🙂
LOL!!! Hilarious! I hope you have a fantastic day, Sandee! 😀
We're on our boat so we're having a very fantastic day. 🙂
No cherries were harmed in the telling of this story.
Not a one. 🙂
But he will enjoy himself in the process.
I'm sure he'll enjoy himself very well. 🙂
I would take her peaches over a tornado any day.
I know you would, Odie. 🙂
Getting screwed outof the peaches sounds a lot better than losing the barn.
You're right about that. 🙂
Looks like a business deal is on! Have a fantastic week, Sandee!
Yes, the oldest profession known to man. You have a fantastic week too, Nancy. 🙂
Hi Sandee, ah, bless him. It looks like his luck is about to change even if he does end up peachless!
xx
Yep, he'll win, but not how he really wanted to win. 🙂
Peaches aren't everything.
No they aren't. No they aren't. 🙂
Hmm. Maybe she doesn't like peaches. 🙂
Perhaps. He likes hers though. 🙂