Silly Sunday

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The Farmer:

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”

He nodded his head and said, “Yes ma’am,” and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, “Are they nice and pink like this?”

The farmer said, “Yes,” and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, “Are they as fuzzy as this?”

He again said, “Yes,” and broke down crying.

She asked, “Why on earth are you crying?”

Drying his eyes he replied, “The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I’m gonna get screwed out of my peaches.”

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

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2. bethere2day
3. Agent 54
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Ann
10. Tony
11. Just Out

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  36 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. April 23, 2017 at 12:43 am

    LMAO he just hasn't had much luck lately, I dread to think what she would have done if he was selling melons πŸ™

    Have a peachtastic SSS :-f

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:19 am

      Well, he's going to be with her and that's a plus, right? πŸ™‚

  2. April 23, 2017 at 12:53 am

    Farming is tough.

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:19 am

      It sure is for him. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    April 23, 2017 at 1:50 am

    ROFLMAO that poor guy.

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:20 am

      If he didn't have bad luck he's have no luck at all. πŸ™‚

  4. April 23, 2017 at 3:50 am

    Heeheehee! Bless his heart. Hope you have a lovely Sunday!

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:20 am

      Yes bless his heart. You have a lovely Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  5. April 23, 2017 at 5:55 am

    He's got financial problems, lol

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:21 am

      He does indeed. πŸ™‚

  6. April 23, 2017 at 6:14 am

    That is funny.

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:22 am

      If he wants to sell his peaches he needs to move on to another house. πŸ™‚

  7. April 23, 2017 at 6:24 am

    I'm crying right now. I'd better see my wife right now.

    Have a exciting Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:22 am

      Okay, Paul. You have an exciting Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  8. April 23, 2017 at 6:27 am

    Too funny, Good one Sandee. Sandee, hope you and Zane have a wonderful day.

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:23 am

      I just love jokes like this. You have a wonderful day too, Marg. πŸ™‚

  9. April 23, 2017 at 6:32 am

    teehee…..have a splendid day! xoxo to you and Zane

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:24 am

      You have a splendid day too. Big hugs to you and Russell. πŸ™‚

  10. April 23, 2017 at 6:37 am

    LOL!!! Hilarious! I hope you have a fantastic day, Sandee! πŸ˜€

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:24 am

      We're on our boat so we're having a very fantastic day. πŸ™‚

  11. April 23, 2017 at 6:48 am

    No cherries were harmed in the telling of this story.

  12. Jan
    April 23, 2017 at 7:19 am

    But he will enjoy himself in the process.

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:26 am

      I'm sure he'll enjoy himself very well. πŸ™‚

  13. April 23, 2017 at 8:14 am

    I would take her peaches over a tornado any day.

    • April 23, 2017 at 11:26 am

      I know you would, Odie. πŸ™‚

  14. April 23, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Getting screwed outof the peaches sounds a lot better than losing the barn.

    • April 24, 2017 at 6:52 am

      You're right about that. πŸ™‚

  15. April 23, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Looks like a business deal is on! Have a fantastic week, Sandee!

    • April 24, 2017 at 6:53 am

      Yes, the oldest profession known to man. You have a fantastic week too, Nancy. πŸ™‚

  16. April 24, 2017 at 6:54 am

    Hi Sandee, ah, bless him. It looks like his luck is about to change even if he does end up peachless!

    xx

    • April 24, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      Yep, he'll win, but not how he really wanted to win. πŸ™‚

  17. April 24, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Peaches aren't everything.

    • April 24, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      No they aren't. No they aren't. πŸ™‚

  18. April 25, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    Hmm. Maybe she doesn't like peaches. πŸ™‚

    • April 26, 2017 at 8:51 am

      Perhaps. He likes hers though. πŸ™‚

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