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Sisters Mathematical and Logical:
There were two nuns, one was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It’s logical. He wants to violate us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
A little while later…
SM: It’s not working.
SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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Just to let you know I said two Hail Mary's LOL
Have a mathematicallytastic SSS :-f
I've said several myself, Steve. 🙂
Sister Logical gets a great big Amen…lol
I agree, Ann. A nice clean joke. 🙂
Oh my Cod, that is funny. Good one Sandee and Zane. You all have a fantastic day.
I thought it was a hoot too, Marg. 🙂
Haha. They had religion (or logic) on their side.
Logic it appears. 🙂
Heeheehee! Somehow i knew they would both get out of it. Have a blessed and beautiful day!
Two smart nuns. They are a pretty smart lot. 🙂
That is a hoot! :)Have a great day! I must go say my Hail Mary's now.
Most everyone is saying them after reading this joke. 🙂
Hail Mary. Hail Mary.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen. 🙂
bwa hahah I did not see that coming! Lucy sends big hugs and so do we
Thanks for the hugs and they are coming right back to you and Russell and my precious kitty, Miss Lucy. 🙂
Not expecting that ending so I said two Hail Marys
Good for you Jan. I said two of them too. 🙂
LOL!!! I sure didn't expect the ending either, dear friend! Thank you so much for the laugh and I hope you had a great weekend, Sandee! Hugs. 🙂
We stayed home this past weekend and it was most delightful. 🙂
Really funny.
Funny and clean. 🙂
That works for me! :)) Still fighting with my computer,but at least it is operational (somewhat)
As long as you're okay with Celestine then all is good. 🙂
That was great haha.
It was a nice twist. 🙂
Ha ha ha! She is the most logical nun!
Yes she is, Nancy. 🙂
LOL! The punch line totally floored me! Great joke! I linked up and added your button to my Daily Blog Hops page! Thanks for making me laugh this morning, Sandee!
Thanks for linking up and I loved your David Lopez video. 🙂
Hi Sandee, looks like I've been caught out! I have a dirty mind! I nowhave this image of a nun running for all she's worth with her skirt hitched right up. Thanks for the giggle.
xx
We all had a dirty mind. That's why we all had to say hail mary's. 🙂
She is quite logical,
Well they don't call her Sister Logical for nothing. 🙂