Silly Sunday
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Three Truths and 5 Rules of Life:
Simple Truth #1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story — In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.
Simple Truth #2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man – touch his penis and say, “Good job.” Moral of the story — Hard work is rarely appreciated.
Simple Truth #3:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Rules to Remember in Life:
Money cannot buy happiness – but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy – but remember their name.
If you help someone when they’re in trouble – they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
Alcohol does not solve any problems – but then, neither does milk.
Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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LOL brilliant all these are spot on especially the first one…"coughs"
Have an honesttastic SSS :-f
I've a friend that sends me some really great stuff. Okay, I've a couple of friends that do that. đŸ™‚
LOL, love these.
I did too. When I laugh out loud I need to post them to Silly Sunday. đŸ™‚
Heeheehee! Yep, all true. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
You have a beautiful Sunday too. đŸ™‚
Well those sure did make us giggle. Good ones. Happy Sunday Sandee and Zane. Hope you have a great day..
I hope you have a great day too, Marg. đŸ™‚
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. I loved Simple Truth #1. Making love is lovely but being screwed, well I'm not sure if that's my type of loving.
Have a lovely Mother's Day Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
It's not my type either, Paul.
Happy Mother's Day to Mary Lou. đŸ™‚
These are all so very true and funny! Have a lovely day today! Lucy says Hi and wants to let you know she is all better. Happy Mothers Day!
Give Miss Lucy lots of love from me. She's a special girl kitty. I'm glad she's all better. đŸ™‚
Invariably love lasts till sex. Thereafter the ground reality…you have to help yourself.
Have a great day!
Pretty much the way it goes. đŸ™‚
Rule #3 is spot on!
Yes it is and it's happened too often with some. Once you say no they disappear. đŸ™‚
LOL! These are hilarious, Sandee! Thank you so much for sharing! Enjoy your time. Big hugs. đŸ™‚
We enjoyed our time and it was nice to get away from the computer. Big hugs back, Linda. đŸ™‚
Those are funny đŸ™‚
I thought so too. A couple are a bit racy, but so true. đŸ™‚
These are brilliantly simple and sadly true. Hope your sailing venture waa all you hoped for.
Simple but true indeed.
Our cruise was perfect. No issues at all. đŸ™‚
I can so relate to Rule #5 I was pushed to the piint of thinkung that rule no longer applied to me.Thanks to a dr who understood what I was going through and his help I got a disability retirement from the Sheriff's Dept.
FYI computer trouble the last 2 days prevented me from peing part of thday's Sillly Sunday.
Rule #5 is indeed real and I'm glad you got a doctor that realized that. đŸ™‚
I saw on Facebook that you were having some issues with your computer. I'm hoping you're up and running now. đŸ™‚
That's an interesting way to look at things.
I like weird and interesting ways to look at things. đŸ™‚
Hi Sandee, I do like this. Amusing with a touch of truth! I will be remembering life rule number two. Very wise words!
xx
I like amusing with a touch of truth. đŸ™‚